we're not kids anymore.
trying on a metaphor
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i don't do bad sauce passes
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slowly approaching bear
the bears will be in eventually
Bear will arrive sooner than thought.
BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS
BEAR IS GO FAST LOSING TRACK OF BEAR
BEAR HAS REACHED MACH ONE
WE HAVE LOST VISUAL ON BEAR
He nyooms
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The Late Show, October 28, 2015
Spent a couple of hours at the university library before my late afternoon class today, reading about the Ottoman Empire. I really like that thereâs so much natural light here! The lack thereof is the exact reason why I never go to the library at home.
I was really ill during the first week of classes, so had to spend the previous week catching up â this week I finally feel like Iâm getting into a rhythm.
captain america: civil war + social media
I DIED
iâm the first guy who got hetrosexual s'mores on his shirt and prompty took it off
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This is how I celebrate Marriage Equality
send this to your crush with no context
Iâm actually crying
this is my favorite video of all time
Winter is coming đ iPhone wallpapers of our lovely Winter Soldier
Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and itâs amazing how many men Iâve run into bc they expected me to move
Gotta try it
I work (and walk) on a college campus. Iâve lost count of how many men Iâve smacked shoulders with.
Recently, I was standing outside my sonâs classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didnât; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadnât leapt out of his manly path.
Now Iâm wishing Iâd leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, âMy Liege!â
I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.
Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where Iâm the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.
Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friendâs medication, and I didnât understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literallyâone guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because thatâs just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.
I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought Iâd had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.
I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I âlooked like a soldier.â Iâm not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.
Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like youâve been sent to murder Captain America.
WALK LIKE YOUâVE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA
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everyone: spidermanâs suit looks sooo fake, it doesnt even look like hes a real person!!
me: *remember this*
ready to comply.
ALRIGHT. LISTEN UP.
So recently, I got calls from the phone number, (937) 353-8319. They claim to be a job service, and one of their âemployeesâ, Carrigan, is friends with whoever the call recipient is, and that Carrigan has recommended you for this $15.00/h âjobâ. I also got a text message from (937) 607-1493, claiming to be Carrigan, and that they need stuff to âwin a scholarshipâ. I do not know anyone by the name of Carrigan and I know very well that this is a very dangerous scam. If you receive a call from a number, and they ask you if you would like a job for $15.00/h, HANG UP IMMEDIATELY. If you accept the âjobâ offer, and you go in for an interview, they will give you a drugged bottle of water and you will wake up somewhere you donât want to be. These phone calls & texts are from a human trafficking service, and if you oblige to them, you will be sold to people and you will be raped, no doubt about it. So PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT ANSWER THESE CALLS OR TEXTS. I have listened to the voicemails, and allowed my dad to do the same, and he learned that anyone offering a $15.00/h âjobâ is a human trafficker. PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS ALL OVER TUMBLR
Okay, I am reblogging this because it is relevant again. I got another call from a 353 number. Not the exact same number, but I know that it is a trafficker because itâs 353 just like the last one. I also want this to signal boost so PLEASE REBLOG THIS.
Why are people deleting the captions though I had to search for what the pictures meant donât do that
Know your roses guys Or you just might fuck up the moment
and you dont want to do that ._.Â
salmon is for desire
what am I looking at
I canât even remember how many times Iâve reblogged this anymore
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if ur friend comes out to you pls don't say 'i thought so' or 'i've had a feeling you were _______ for ages' because although u don't mean any harm it's not that nice
DAN INCLUDED TALK AB SHIPPING, HIM BEING A FURRY, HIS SEXUALITY, AND MASTURBATION WHAT AN ICONIC VIDEO
