Skin of a baby, bones of being 80.

I wonder when The Fray was writing “How to Save a Life” they knew that it would be used in every hospital/doctor TV series ever at some point.

if you’re having a bad day, just remember: at least you’re not a heterosexual

“will will smith smith?” is a grammatically correct sentence

so is “Will Smith will smith.”

imagine someone who isnt that good at english reading this and just thinking “what is wrong with these people”

I can't believe it's already 2017

Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this

They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme

No no no lol please don’t

Forever reblog until 2017

O my god no

i cant stop laughing 

until 2017

only 3 more years.

I already added this to my queue, I don’t even know if i’ll still be on tumblr then

only 2 more years.

Only 8 months

4 months to go

4 fuckimg days..

3 days

omg

I thought OP had made this post “when drunk” a few days ago not 3 years lmao wtf

If you’re attracted to the opposite gender you’re not lgbt. Lmao

Fuck….. the News is In…. the B in LGBT now stands for Bongos…. im sorry “Bi” people………whatever those are…….

We just ignoring the pic in the back?

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂^

I fucking hate customers like this

Also unless you’re just getting like a few drinks, five is a shitty tip.

Honestly if I knew beforehand that the max tip u were gonna give me would be five bucks you’d get the most minimal degree of service I could provide.

Don’t do this. This is the most disrespectful thing on earth.

“We have always talked about doing this. Boy honey wouldn’t it be fun to taunt the person likely making below minimum wage who is already expending far more emotional labor on winning our approval than we’ll ever show our own children. What if we just left money out on the table, just to watch them sing and dance for our sense of gratification and take a dollar away for every time they don’t sit back and clap like a performing seal. Boy I sure do love being a shitstain on the underpants of humanity.”

what kind of self-drag…

you know what truly disgusts me… being able to feel my own heartbeat. it’s bad. don’t need to actively know what’s going on in there. don’t need to feel that. it’s not any of my business

Reblog this if you’re autistic to show people that we’re everywhere. There’s autistic people in every community, in every marginalized and privileged group, in every industry, in every fandom, in every career, in every subject - and nothing would be the same without us.