Eddie: Dude, Hargrove definitely wants to fuck you. He has checked out your ass not once, but three times this morning!
Steve: No, he doesn’t! Just shut up, man…
*10 minutes later*
Billy: Hey, Harrington. You should wear those jeans more often. They fit you really well.
Steve: Oh haha, thanks!
Eddie: *whispers* See?!!!
Steve: Maybe he just likes the design—
Eddie: DESIGN OF YOUR ASS, YES!!

















