Mother of Pink

Listen to me, you no-talent brainless hack! Don’t you ever dare question the identity of The Mother of Pink, who is ALSO the Founder, President and Editor-in-chief of Your Thing Magazine, and the reigning Queen of Fashion.

hi my dudes

I am highly aware of my iconic presence. 

You incompetence! How dare you ask that ignorant question. 

Hell yessss. Burdine Maxwell is not only the Mother Of Pink…..But she is also a comedian. A woman of all trades and talent. *please give Burdine a round of applause*

It’s Burdine Maxwell you moronic twit! You have half the brains of a head of lettuce. 

this ain’t it chief burdine

two moods. always bitter. always a tweevil™

Ummm.... Either Burdine was cut out from the film Twilight or she needs a new dentist. Like. Right. Now. 

Burdine Maxwell speaking to some fans right before stepping on stage to give her TEDx Talk called: I am the Mother of Pink