My tuna sandwich

we all have that one person who just ruins your day by being alive 

for me its myself

Fall in love with someone who treats you like kanye treats kanye

this is the new meme isn’t it

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I would like to thank the entire population of Scotland.

Fucking Scots. I think I’m in love.

All animals go to heaven is just illogical planning. You’re telling me every crocodile that ever lived is in heaven? Heaven must be swarming crocodiles. Does that sound like heaven to you? Thousands of millions of crocodiles?

And Steve Irwin is showering them all with affection

But does every Stingray go to heaven? I mean, what if Steve Irwin just randomly came across the Stingray that killed him?

Steve would probably pat it and say ‘Sorry I spooked you mate, gosh your a beauty! You must have grown three times since I last saw you!’ 

this is a pure post