Blog of Eternal Stench

fatality

please may i have some coochie

just found out that people eat fish, what the actual fuck, what the fuck you guys

actually on second thought that’s kinda hot

Please give it a third thought.

got spurs surgically attached to my ankles at Claire’s

it must suck having a sexual relationship as a member of the bureau of balance because either you gotta use a spell slot/components on a contraceptive spell or you gotta go get condoms at the fantasy costco and have garfield going SO WHO YOU BANGIN HUH real loud

you lot on this website think you are clowns? you think a little goof and a red rubber nose is all it takes? i earned this title.

i lived through the great jokes recession of ‘86

you only lived through the recession by exploiting the teehees and hoohas of working class comedians like us. you were the goof of wall street

i supply every clown in the world witg my award winning waterproof no smudge facepaint and this is the thanks i get? i worked my puffy pants off since i was just a clownling. if you dont like the way the circus tent is run buddy, then just hop in your little car and leave.

sagittarius season

Soft boys

i really want to make music but i can’t sing :( or rap

I’m beatboxing right now drop a freestyle

2017 Mood

what the fuck kind of mood is even being displayed here

Tumblr please stop showing me Riverdale ads Im not straight