Ohh My Dyos Fic Recs

In which Hanbin is a bright-eyed wanderer and Hao vowed long ago never to fall in love. Enter Gyuvin with a dead man in his car.

With their cheap ceramic bowls in his hands, Matthew asks, “Is this for real? What is that?” “It’s a listing. You can hire someone on here to be a mysterious figure at your event. To build up your street cred, I suppose.” “Wow,” Matthew whistles, clumsily searching around before balancing Hanbin’s bowl precariously on Hanbin’s lap. Hanbin yelps at the sudden heat. “And you can make money from this?”

Sung Hanbin, broke college student, hires a stranger off an app for a wedding. The following events are real and true.

AU. (551): My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie.

When Baekhyun asks Kyungsoo to be his fake boyfriend for a week, he doesn’t expect him to say yes, and now he’s not sure that he can keep his real feelings separate from his pretend ones.

“Do you need a ride home?” Hanbin didn’t mean to sound like he was blurting it out, but the question hung between them in the air, unable to take it back. The party was winding down, people starting to leave in various groups. Even his own friends began to slowly trickle out as they chose to call it a night. Hanbin could feel his cheeks darkening, and he hoped that Hao did not take it for anything but what it was. He really did want to help the other out, but it would make sense that an omega would feel wary about accepting a ride from some alpha they didn’t really know well.

But Hao smiled at him, more amused than put out, and Hanbin immediately felt relieved.

“I’m ok,” he turned down Hanbin gently, shaking his head. “My boyfriend’s picking me up.”

Ah. It made sense. Hao was pretty, smart, and cool. It was only natural that he would be dating someone. Hanbin was relieved that the omega wouldn’t have to try and get home alone after a night of drinking, and that he had someone who cared enough about him to pick him up. Though, he couldn’t shake that little twist in his gut of disappointment.

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Hanbin meets the perfect omega. Too bad he's already taken.

“What are you doing here?” Hanbin says. Hao allows himself a small smile. “I thought I should take responsibility for this,” he leans in to whisper, guiding Hanbin’s hand to his own crotch. His half-hard cock twitches traitorously under his touch. He hopes Hao doesn’t feel it. “Don’t be so presumptuous,” he chokes out, gnawing on his lower lip.

Intimacy Director Sung Hanbin encounters his greatest challenge yet on set: up-and-coming actor Zhang Hao. As the line between work and sexual attraction blur, he struggles to stay within the bounds of professionalism.

The first thing that strikes Zhang Hao as he disembarks from the bus is the colors. The specks of vibrant azure dappled between rich greens and mosses as he looks up through the branches leave him breathless.

Zhang Hao had been prepared for a lot when he signed up to be a camp counselor - kids crying, communal bathrooms, forest dirt. Nothing could have prepared him for Sung Hanbin.

BANK ASSISTANT: Hello! I am Sung Hanbin, your virtual assistant. Feel free to ask me any questions, and I will do my best to help. What is the reason for your visit today?

Zhang Hao: i got scammed

BANK ASSISTANT: Lmao

"I’m Hao, nice to meet you.” It's a bit deceptive to say, since there's at least twenty thousand people in the audience, and Hao hasn't actually met any of them. Though he may not know them, with the way the crowd roars in excitement at the sound of his voice, it's clear they know him. The rest of the lights flicker on, and behind him, the screen displays his face in a truly incredible number of pixels. Are those phones he sees being held up in the audience? People are actually recording this? “You might know me because of a song I wrote a while ago,” he continues. “I was wondering, would you like to hear me sing it?”

Where Hanbin is the charismatic leader of the world-famous boy group Rose Horizon, and Hao, a normal college student, becomes an accidental pop star when he lands a spot supporting the band’s summer world tour.

The catch? The song that catapulted Hao to stardom was inspired by a chance encounter with Hanbin months ago—an encounter that Hanbin doesn’t seem to remember at all.

it's the summer after hanbin's freshman year of university, but the glory years of high school in a small town don't end with graduation.

that is, until the former swim captain starts showing up every day at the ice cream parlor where hanbin works.

r/LegalAdvice u/fuhaosno1supporter   Police are demanding I hand over my laptop in an investigation of my boss’ embezzlement charges I (25M) have just been given notice that local police have served my place of work with a warrant to search and seize all materials potentially relating to my boss’ alleged crimes. I wasn’t involved in any of his activities, and there’s nothing on my laptop that would incriminate him, so do I really have to hand it over? There are some things on the device I would rather not let other people see, and I know wiping it is only going to make me look bad when I didn’t actually do anything wrong. Is there any way to get around the warrant?

or, junior accountant hao fears his long time hobby of writing fanfiction on company time will be exposed by rookie detective hanbin, who has been tasked with investigating hao's boss' alleged fraud against the company.

The fake engagement becomes an easy routine, and the two of them fall into step together without any hesitation.

But with so many people telling him all about the “new chapter in life” he’s starting, it serves as a painful reminder to Chenle that he still hasn’t mustered the strength to flip to the next page.

(Or, Renjun and Chenle pretend to be engaged for freebies; here’s everything that goes wrong.)

“I’m just saying.” Donghyuck knocks back his fruity little Starbucks drink and adjusts his glasses, the thick black plastic ones that make him look like the emoji that auto fills when you type “nerd” on your phone. “Ball guys are like horse girls. A horse girl will never love you as much as she loves her horses. A ball guy will never love you as much as he loves his balls.”

“Nice wording,” Renjun snorts as he clicks one of the multiple choice answers to his Quizlet test. What is the definition of Draymond Green?

(Or, Chenle likes basketball, and Renjun likes Chenle.)

There are a lot of problems with being in love with Mark Lee. Four are more important than the rest:

1. Mark Lee doesn’t know his limits. 2. Mark Lee is stubborn. 3. Mark Lee is straight. 4. Chenle can’t say no to Mark Lee.

“Matty,” Taerae calls from where she lays next to her on her bed, absentmindedly scrolling through Twitter. “Have you ever wanted to have sex with me?”

what's better than this? girls bein dudes!

Hao is just being a good friend when he teaches Hanbin to kiss, right?

Things quickly spiral out of control.

Jongin has the worst friends. Chanyeol has tattoos. (This wasn't part of the script).