“What's your goal here, Hao?” There's no logical explanation for what follows, except maybe that the line of Hanbin’s strong shoulders is far too enticing to resist, and that it has Zhang Hao biting his lips, unblinking, as he thinks about being pressed down a mattress, or any flat surface, really, by the man in front of him. “I want to ride dick,” Zhang Hao blurts.

Or: Zhang Hao, certified pillow princess, goes to the gym to learn how to ride dick. Enter Sung Hanbin, gym instructor, who will help him out in more ways than one.

After three weeks of knowing Hao, Hanbin has already envisioned their perfect first date. Hao has other plans.

A post about Hanbin’s treatment of Zhang Hao goes viral. Zhang Hao isn’t as amused by it as Hanbin is.

Hao stands up, the condoms in one hand, the lube in the other, and turns around to face him with what he knows is probably the smuggest expression any human being has ever worn.

“Care to explain?”

Hanbin turns white. His jaw drops. He’s so cute Hao could eat him whole.

“Oh no. Oh my god.”

The night of the Boys Planet finale, having already surpassed all expectations he had for his success, Zhang Hao has one more goal to fulfil before he spends the next few years sharing rooms with children. It would be helpful if Hanbin would learn to cooperate.