im a loser ‘-‘

And there are so many articles and videos and discussions. Like, the scientific community is buzzing about this.

So much research will have to be redone because the data was absolutely compromised, off by orders of magnitude, by using standard lab gloves.

The world is probably not horrifically contaminated by microplastics. Sterile laboratories, however, are contaminated by latex and nitrile gloves.

sentenced to be a single dad ♡

MC, who canonically wants to live full time in the Devildom, has no one to visit up in the human world, considers the brothers their family to the point that they'd put the human world at risk to ensure their safety, gets thinner each time they spend an extended period of time in the human world: HA! JOKE'S ON YOU! I wasn't held as a child! 😏

~~~Alternatively~~~

Lucifer, pressing Mammon's head down in a half bow apologizing to another disgruntled demon for one of Mammon's Shenanigans™ : I'm sorry about my brother, he was dropped on his head as a child.

"I wish to please you always"

-Barbatos from Obey Me! Shall We Date?

Lucifer: I think we deserve a glass of Demonus.

Mc: Demonus? A glass? You can have it, I'll get a bottle of whiskey.

Lucifer: Of cour- Where are you going to get whiskey in the Devildom?

Mc: One has their's resources.

Lucifer: I don't think that's very appropriate.

Mc: Look, you want to drink Demonus for the same reason I want whiskey, understood?

Lucifer: *serving a glass* Understood.

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Mammon found them sleeping curled up on the armchair in Lucifer's study.

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Imagine demons in their human form with markings that glow under UV light. Demons with intricate UV patterns on their tails, horns, and feathers. They're not just pitch black with accents, they're covered in an unseen rainbow of designs. Demons and angels covered from head to toe in markings that aren't typically visible to the human eye.

Marks across the Devildom written with UV, telling beings to stay away for their own good. Dangerous trees and plants you should avoid but don't know any better, you can't see their warning signs. Dull fruits and flowers that are more unique than snowflakes to the right eye.

GAMER 🎧🎮 VS gamer 💅✨

The brothers still haven't learnt that Asmo is NOT the one to be played with - LITERALLY. Also, never talk shit (lmao) about his Pou!! 😤💩