Ohhhelloyou

S7 Gallavich💜🩵🤍 requested by @m1ckeys-3lite <3

I was determined to finish this in one day because I’m stubborn and very stupid so I stayed up all night and now I’ll have to go to work with 3 hours sleep😭😭

“You are blind to reality and for that I am most proud”

“David, who carries the trauma of an emotionally unavailable family and a string of bad relationships, is hesitant to reveal too much of himself, preferring to present a curated image. Reassuring her skittish son, Moira tells him, ’[Patrick] sees you. For all that you are.’ So when David needs to extend an olive branch to Patrick, the clearest way to tell his boyfriend how much he trusts him is to make a public spectacle of himself — to let himself be seen.”

– TV Guide:  Schitt’s Creek Captures the Unexpected Joy of Being Seen (June 22, 2020)

Is it just the coven or does anyone else feel like this year has come straight out of the Dan Levy Timeline? It’s November? Already? 

We’d like to suggest these farm witch faves for your reading and viewing pleasure. Check them out and leave the creators some love!

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Always and forever, Twyla Sands (@lilythesilly​) “A darling Twylexis AU brings former best friends back together for a second chance.”

Domestic bliss ( ohhelloyou) **ART** “This adorable digital artwork captures a soft moment between David and Patrick in Patrick’s apartment, with a few sweet words written to go with it.”

Handle me with care (bigficenergy/@fraudulentzodiac) “David and Patrick work through an embarrassing date-night mishap at the motel. Tender, hilarious early relationship fluff.”

Head over heels (sweetsirius/@wordthieve​) “The fic that made us all realize we, like David, may have a bit of an ankle kink.”

I never wanted saving, I just wanted to be found (@petalwritesx​) “When Sebastien comes to Schitt’s Creek, David realizes just how much Stevie and Patrick have impacted who he is.”

On the outside looking through (lonely_ampersand/@smblmn​) “The modern day Pride & Prejudice AU we all need.”

Hi there!

We've got some LDR fics for you right here:

All The Other Boys Just Want Your Sex (I Just Want Your Text) - davidpatricks, deathbysandblk

come away with me. - falconeggs (@focksii)

I was made for you - ohhelloyou

I'd Swing With You for the Fences - @nontoxic-writes

In the Direction of You- startswithhope (@language-of-love)

It's Time - @lisamc-21

London, Love And All It Entails - @londonspirit

Such Great Heights- @likerealpeopledo-on-ao3

when i'm with you it feels like home - @hullomoon

David & Patrick by Little Corvus

oh hello you!

Allow us to give you this list to start reading some first person POVs:

Forever can’t wait - orphan_account

Grand Opening - DrClaraMandrake

Hard to Imagine series - coffee_and_glitter

I can feel you even when I’m alone - Constantly_Irksome

I met a boy - elifisher96

Imp of the Perverse - @madlori

In Sickness and In Health - Constantly_Irksome

It’s where I want to be - @yerbamansa

Or I could try to dance with you instead - Simplythebex

The Forever Factor - @aeliagioia

I just finished the Favored Nations series, which is obviously brilliant, and I'm craving more Famous!Patrick. I could have sworn you made a list of those, but I cannot find it. Mind sharing it again?

hello and thank you!

We've got several lists with different kind of Famous!Patrick:

Athlete Patrick

Musician Patrick

Specifically Baseball Patrick

Specifically Hockey Patrick

And some new celebrity-adjacent recs:

Ask Me No Questions, Tell Me No Lies - @agoodpersonrose

back to the drawing board - mycleverusername

but you are the life i needed all along - @thedidipickles

I was made for you - @ohhelloyou

if i’m out of sight, then take another look around - inmoonlightigetseasick

lens flare - @maxbegone

the christmas chateau - perfect-porcelain (@tedddylupin)

Under Summer Skies - @weathereyehorizon

Wheel of Fortune: New York Edition! - @middyblue

Happy Valentine's Day to @ohhhelloyou, I hope you enjoy this gift!

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A Schitty Rose Camp

Mature | 5000 words | 1/1 | Alternate Universe

David and Patrick have known each other for decades. They’ve been strangers, enemies, acquaintances, friends… you name it. They have been attending A Schitty Rose Camp since before David can even remember. So, it makes sense that after all these years together, Patrick would enjoy spending his time with David.

It’s just… David has a feeling that’s not exactly what he’s admitting here. There’s something between the lines that he has to decipher.

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