Oh Dat's Brownie Luck

This is the most useful thing I’ve ever reblogged.

i used to think when people said my cousin twice removed that their cousin must’ve did some fucked up shit to get kicked out of the family twice

When I found this the first thing I thought was “now I can find out how Count Olaf is related to the Baudelaire children.”

Social distancing but still hanging out with your friends

Me when I have The Depression but I still want to be included.

We aren't compatible with each other. We just can't work together anymore... but you know who still works? Our friends at NordVPN!

bro not to alarm you but you’re out of bread 

I feel as though this is a joke I simply don’t get

Thank you my trusty followers and mutuals for informing me and reminding me why I hate mankind

tommy and Timmy are adults right like they run a store

i think they are toddlers

how do they run a store so efficiently

they work together

*sobs and dies*