abed the odd, emotionless muslim

 aries: exulansis; the tendency to give up trying to talk about an experience because people are unable to relate to it.

taurus: sonder; the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own.

gemini: voopret; pre-fun, the sense of enjoyment felt before an event takes place.

cancer: limerence; the state of being infatuated with another person.

leo: mauerbauertraurigkeit; the inexplicable urge to push people away, even close friends who you really like.

virgo: gnossienne;  moment of awareness that someone you’ve known for years still has a private and mysterious inner life.

libra: mamihlapinatapai; two people looking at each other each hoping the other will do what both desire but neither is willing to do.

scorpio: werifesteria; to wander longingly through the forest in search of mistery.

sagittarius: tsundoku; the act of buying a book and leaving it unread, often piled together with other unread books.

capricorn: meraki; to do something with soul, creativity, or love, when you leave a piece of yourself in your work.

aquarius: occhiolism; the awareness of the smallness of your perspective.

me: 

My parents got me this Trump doll as a gag gift over a decade ago when we were fans of the Apprentice.

Right in the heart. That one went in easy. Like there was already a hollow space there.

I believe we’ve pinpointed the source of his hot air.

Donald Trump is the arch-nemesis of liberty.

Woops, sorry about that D, looks as though I cut off your freedom of choice over your reproductive decisions

OK - I can’t keep up with the demand, and I’m running out of jokes and pins, so let’s skip to the good stuff. The inevitable conclusion where he’s just absolutely covered in pins.

This Donald is sure not having a Super Tuesday! :)

~~ Stretch goals ~~

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