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So when Superman asks this new hero, who only appears in Fawcett or in world-ending situations, if he wants to join him, he's met with a big, polite "Oh, no thanks."

But Captain Marvel and the League keep bumping into each other.

Zatanna does a spell that the League requested, and Marvel just "POFF" appears and says something like "Guys, I can't let you do this. It's a scale 12 spell, it could cause a rupture in the fabric of this universe. Here, let me redo this for you, sorry, I just need to make sure, okay?"

And someone says "YOU CAN'T DO THAT" and the magic users explain that, yes, yes he can. he is the new champion of magic and he is in fact responsible for keeping magic in its rightful place, making sure it doesn't go ruining the interdimensional worlds or universes, and that this IS his role in magical society and no one in that room can really take away his authority in matters related to magic. They can try, but the chances of success are very low.

So Captain Marvel takes care of it.

Like, are they on a mission to retrieve a magical artifact? Marvel will show up, grab it, and leave because he needs to put it in the rock so it doesn't cause more trouble.

Are they dealing with a cult that's probably going to summon a demon or something? Marvel will probably be there to banish the demon, close the portal, and reprimand Constantine, because why not?

The magical villain that Marvel saw the League having trouble with? Well, just a little finger shock should do the trick to help them take the villain away.

Got a problem with a God? Marvel is there.

Are the portals opening? Captain is in charge.

Have goblins invaded Gotham? Are fairies loose in Metropolis? Are there talking snowmen in Central City? No problem, Captain Marvel is ur guy.

After a while, JL is dying to have him on their team. Or at least let him keep a communicator in case they need to call for help. Because, well, this guy IS super powerful, a HUGE nerd about magical things, and it's MUCH better to have him on their side than not.

But he always refuses, because taking care of all the problems related to magic and Fawcett's stuff is already too much, hes just like 8-9 years old, give him a break.

Yeah but of course one day, after a long day, Superman goes back to Fawcett to ask about it for the thousandth time, and he's so tired of this subject that he just waves his hand and says: "Okay, okay, give me a year to make magical society at least more stable so they can keep going without me present all the time, then I'll go with you, okay?"

And Superman is beaming with happiness, he agrees, leaves, and Billy goes to sleep that night dead of exhaustion on his little couch on the rock of eternity, wondering HOW he's going to make magical society stable after CENTURIES of instability. in. one. year.

I love finding comic panels that are strangely similar

1st image, Secret Origins: 80-page giant from 1996

The thing is; Batman has spent years crafting and perfecting his public persona.

'Brucie Wayne' is supposed to be a dumber than life himbo, with daddy's credit card and the maturity of a seventeen year old. He's supposed to be someone so outlandishly ridiculous no one would ever even dare to mention him in the same sentence as Batman... And Batman has been acting that part perfectly.

It's a genius plan.

But then the league begins talking about maybe all sharing their secret identities, to become closer as a group and work better together. And the only thing in Batman's mind is 'Oh. My. God. Please don't'

Superman is saying something about trust and how he has come to value all of them as friends. Batman is thinking about last year Christmas' Gala, where he took off his clothes in an improvised strip-tease, and started swimming in the fountain.

Wonder woman is talking about how she wishes to strengthen their bonds so they become greater warriors. Bruce just remembered there's videos of him fucking twerking and pole dancing to Ariana Grande all over the internet.

Flash starts smiling and telling them he already trust them with his life– Bruce once said chocolate milk came from brown cows.

'Oh. My. God'.

His elemental power is ✨️gymnast💫

You can take the kid out of the circus not the circus out the kid

Alfred let’s Dick help him with cooking, shows Dick how to set a table when there’s more than one fork or spoon, and they sit together every afternoon and drink tea together while talking about their day.

Dick helps Alfred with little chores around the manor, like dusting the shelves, and fluffing the couch pillows in the lounge, and putting the dishes away. Dick likes feeling helpful, and Alfred is happy to have a little helper. He also shows Dick how to make his bed so the sheets are perfectly crisp, and Dick looks so proud of himself every morning when he shows Alfred how well he made his bed.

But then one day after Dick has started going to Gotham Academy, Alfred picks Dick up from school, and Dick climbs into the car trying so hard not to cry. He’s sniffly and his eyes are red and he lasts all of ten seconds before he bursts into tears and tells Alfred through gasping breaths that some kids in his class were being mean to him. They were making fun of his slight accent and how he’s started using some British terms (like bin and rubbish, things that Alfred says) and how he lives with a billionaire who probably doesn’t even love him and how he should’ve fallen with his parents.

And Alfred sees red. He parks the car, takes Dick’s hand, and marches right into the school. He’s going to get to the bottom of this. Now.

Because Dick may as well be his grandson now, and no one messes with his grandson and gets away with it.

Dick switches classrooms the very next day (the other teacher is nicer anyway, and the one Dick did have before had let all of the bullying slide). The principal at Gotham Academy was horrified to hear about what had been happening to Dick while at school, because it comes out during the meeting with him that the bullying had been going on since the start of the school year and his teacher never did anything about it. Dick hadn’t told anyone because he didn’t know what to do about it.

Then a few years later after Dick has joined the team with Aqualad, Kid Flash, Superboy, and the others, it comes out that a few of them have been giving Dick a hard time as Robin because he wasn’t allowed to share his secret identity. It gets to the point that Dick comes home to the Batcave one evening and he’s so upset because they tried to take his mask off.

Alfred comforts him until Bruce comes and can take over for him. Then Alfred puts on a domino mask of his own and zetas to Mount Justice. He has several shithead teenagers to rip into and intimidate the hell out of. Because now they’ve fucked with his grandson, and they’re about to find out what happens when you truly piss off Agent A.

Like imagine this: Your favorite character is getting a new comic/are featuring in a comic. So now you’re excited and can’t wait to read it, just for you to see that the author mischaracterized the character so bad. At this point you don’t even know if that’s even your favorite character or some random OC. And now, because of that comic, people start saying that it’s canon.

Popular victims of this:

[Batman - Why tf is he always brutally beating the children that he quite literally raised? ]

[Barbara Gordon - She’s more than just some girl that gets passed around in the comics.]

[Nightwing - He’s more than just some cheater.]

[Jason Todd - Don’t even get me started.]