Revenge Is A Sweet Thing

“I’m still focused on this whole werewolf with blue claws.”

“Run that by me again?”

"Could you use more lube next time?"

"Dicks are meant for sucking, not biting."

"Did I mention I might have [STD]?"

"Did you even come?"

"Did you even get it in?"

"Don't cry, it wasn't /that/ bad."

"Don't forget the balls next time."

"Hickies don't belong there."

"I can't swallow all that."

"I didn't mean to drop you, ok?"

"I didn't mean to hurt you."

"I don't think I'm into that."

"I don't think we're sexually compatible."

"I hate hair-pulling."

"I said I'd try it once. You can't pay me to try it again."

"I think it ripped."

"I think it's broken. Call the ambulance?"

"I told you not to bruise me there."

"I'm just gonna go..."

"I'm not supposed to bend that way."

"It felt like being stabbed from the inside-out."

"It wasn't the best, that's all."

"It's kinda loose."

"It's kinda short."

"Let's pretend this didn't happen."

"Maybe the kitchen counter wasn't a good idea."

"Maybe we shouldn't do this again."

"Never again."

"No, it actually hurt."

"Real life isn't a porno, what's wrong with you?"

"Sorry I couldn't get it up."

"Sorry I wasn't in the mood."

"Sorry, but I don't think this is going to work out."

"The way you pinch doesn't feel... Good."

"Those weren't good screams."

"Was that a yeast infection?"

"We might need a strap-on."

"Were you a virgin, or just that bad?"

"Why couldn't you swallow?"

"Why don't you listen to the safe word next time?"

"Why were you crying? Was I that bad?"

"Yeah, it was really that bad."

"Yeah, um, the clitoris is a thing."

"You didn't make me come."

"You dropped me!"

"You have no rhythm."

"You hurt me."

"You should go to a doctor; they shouldn't be that color."

"You taste like urine."

"You were supposed to go slow."

"You're never touching my boobs again."

“The light was not that far from you. What was the whole point of using the super speed?”

“Yeah, that’s nice.”