kanani

Twinkle twinkle little slut Name a guy you haven’t fucked. Was he skinny? Was he tall? Nevermind you did them all. Twinkle twinkle little bitch Close your legs it smells like fish.

Twinkle twinkle little shit Try to think of this a bit: Does it affect You at all Who has sex or none at all? No it doesn’t, little shit, Shut your fucking mouth you twit.

BYE

ʖ haha got ur nose

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sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breathe out carbon dioxide for plants

Cutting off hair in ancient Asia (Japan, china, Korea & possibly some other Asian cultures) symbolizes being banished or rejected from their home. In the more modern age that is now, cutting long hair into a short cut means to forget the past, leaving the old and starting anew.

Okay no. Fucking no. You think your sandwich is cute with peanut butter and jelly hearts, fucker? Well you’ll change your mind once you put it together and try to eat it. First you’ll get a mouthful of just bread and disappointment, then when you take another bite your mouth will be assaulted by copious the amounts of sticky peanut butter and sugary jelly and there won’t be enough bread to save you from it. A sandwich like that is what failure tastes like. The pb and j may be shaped like hearts but there’s no love in that sandwich. It’s about balance. Life needs balance, and so does your fucking sandwich. You disgust me. Don’t talk to me until you know how to make a proper sandwich.

Screw beautiful. I’m brilliant.

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Where’s all the “Blue Lives Matter” people now?!?! …Or does that only apply when the victims are White? …Or does that only matter if the offenders aren’t also cops?