i shine and you shine

so like it wasn’t until she was 18/19 at a party when everyone was wasted and charley’s one true dream of kissing all of dex’s bros on one night came true

LMAO THAT NIGHT DEX WAS LIKE ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) BROS HOW COULD U VIOLATE MY SISTER LIKE THAT???¿¿¿ *grabs knox* *shakes him* THAT’S LIKE KISSING ME BRO *grabs kingsley* I THOUGHT U WERE GAY *grabs kelan* I TRUSTED U *grabs dorian* I STILL LUV U MAN 

[cap/falcon otp] tbh basically it would be the equivalent to if babies ruled the world. if babies ruled the world there would be no war. there would be no taxes. things wld probably get a little hectic it's probs a better screenplay than a suggestion ~~michael scott

once kingsley challenged knox to a drinking contest and the next day he woke up in a hello kitty costume with a dick drawn on his right cheek and a pansy drawn on his left

we talkin kings or knox here b/c that’s basically a regular tuesday evening for knox lmao but when he woke up knox is like *smirk* “i got rly good at drawing pubes on balls i hope u like my handiwork” *holds up hand* “i heard it as soon as i said it no need to comment”