#dexter abrams

JENN i was only getting back at u for pix of aaron johnson flexing on a washing machine never before have i wanted to be a dirty pile of laundry ((i wish all revenge consisted of sexy seb stan reblogs tbh)) LMAO we both know knox is that douche that is supposedly about the bro code like *clears throat* *aHEM* "dex you know i would never fuck your sister bros b4 hoes brad pitt before brad clit male erection before one direction compadres before i sleep with two madres" but secretly he's made out w/ charley at least 2 times if not more aND HE ALWAYS FINDS A WAY TO SUBTLY SNEAK HER INTO CONVERSATION???? ("oh man dex, my muscles are so tense, i got a really bad CHARLEY horse the other day after i watched CHARLIE and the chocolate factory" "don't worry man i didn't bang ur sister" *wink*) omfg lmao knox prob has gone thru 10 different numbers since befriending dex he's considering keeping his phone in his underwear just so he won't pickpocket ("IF U WANT MY PHONE UR GONNA HAVE TO GO THRU MY BALLS") also "if this girl is dumb enough to think im related to kobe bryant i might just have to pity fuck her fatties need love too" but their bromance is so real (◕‿◕✿) most of their "if u were gay" convos are /hypothetical/ but u kno if it came down to it, knox would marry, fuck, and kill dex without hesitation [insert colton haynes' 'im everybody's type gif] otp: the prince and the pauper xoxo  p.s. SETH/JAMES BROTP IS ALWAYS RELEVANT TO OUR SHIPS IM *DED* 

So bc Dex is Charley's bro ....... this obv makes Dex Brett's bro b/c Charley/Brett = h♡es !!!!!!!!!!! tbh Brett only wants Dex in her life bc "DeXxXxXxXxX !!!!!! I need u loOot me sum Hennnny &7 Cap !!!!!!!. kthx." &&&& this normally leads to "WHAT THE FUCK HAS HAPPENED TO WESTWOOD'S ALCOHOL SUPPLY?!?!?????????"

these two as friends is probably the worst idea???? like kelan is probably ~encouraging of his pickpocketing like hell yeah kelan thrives on being sneaky and outsmarting other ppl and you know he's helped him once or twice 

LOL *after first seeing dex* ʘ‿ʘ *after hearing him open his mouth for 0.5 seconds* ಠ_ಠ she probably tried to get him to go home w/ her before all of the glass shattering lmao scarlett rly doesn't like that he bears an uncanny resemblance to her ex it makes her hate him more she prob goes out of her way to be an extra special asshole to him always rolling her eyes or giving him the finger or s/t (╹◡╹)凸 grudge against his long curly flow and his stupid face sry dex it's nothin personal 

i think we've basically established they're the hugest assholes/morons of the ot5 despite bein opposites (prince/pauper otp) the others can at least act somewhat level-headed (w/ kelan smhing at all their dumb antics and dorian just bein his smiley self) but theyre basically gossipy old ladies giggling in the corner over stupid shit throwin shade and probably leading the rest of them s8 to hell or a year in prison lmao whatever comes first 

idk what to do with myself when tlou comparisons sometimes dorian is like “dex luv me” and dex is like “no” and dorian is like “fuck u dik” but then sometimes dex is all “dorian my man *shelters frm evil world*” and basically all good things. also strong connections b/c they are the double d(ick)s of the ot5 like “ok kings/kel/knox u guys are cool and all and we’re gonna let u finish but everyone loves a pair of double ds and triple ks aren’t exactly friendly letters to place next to one another bYE”

jenn !!!!!!!!  so charley just needs dexter to know that he isn't a burden !!!!  MAYBE sometimes when he's being a butt hole BUT LIKE dex is pree much one of her favorite people !!!  she just accepts him for him... and then rolls her eyes :D  also dex knows all her secrets.  charley is known to call each one of his friends until she finds him to tell her older bro about her day.  it doesn't happen all the time but like if it's been a bad day, she'll find him.