I WUZ HERE. (ap)

feel free to change the pronouns and things to fit your muse!

“it’s not a sacrifice, it’s an opportunity.”

“she’s a mother now. it’s her decision too.”

“we lost her.”

“i do have feelings. i’m your best friend, i’m your teacher, i’m your homie. hug it out!”

“it works better if you turn it on.”

“how can i be indispensable if no one knows i exist?”

“all you ever ask for is privacy these days!”

“you’re a romantic.”

“did that make you sad? that you couldn’t have children?”

“it’s to protect you from us, not us from you.”

“what’s your favorite thing about earth?”

“you completely blew me off! you didn’t return any of my messages!”

“you’re taller than i thought you’d be.”

“you’re meaner than i thought you’d be.”

“that’s not badass that’s a…bad person.”

“THIS IS MY LIFE!”

“she died giving birth to me.”

“people have been lying to me my entire life, which is whatever ‘cause people suck! they suck, they lie, they use you to get what they want and they just throw you away!”

“just because people have lied to you before, doesn’t mean i’m lying now.”

“i’m on a road trip with an insane person.”

“sorry, he doesn’t speak sarcasm.”

“is that your song?”

“but i do think you’re beautiful. you’re the most beautiful girl i’ve ever seen.”

“secondly, people don’t go around saying what they feel whenever they feel it. they have guards and shields and…other metaphors.”

“and if we all went around just declaring our innermost desires to the exact people we felt them for, then we might all end up…happy or something.”

“do you wanna kiss me?”

“i thought about you every day up there.”

“alright, let me be cynical for one second.”

“your heart’s too big.”

“you act like you hate the world so much, _____. but it’s all an act.”

“i didn’t get to choose where i was born. but i do get to choose where i die.”

“see you in the funny papers.”

“what was she like? my mother?”

“you’re the best mom i’ve never had.”