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❝ Worst joke I've ever heard. I think you need to work on it, a little bit more. ❞

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It happened more often than was necessary, dangerously evil objects getting into the hands of private collectors – it was something John fully intended on interrupting and correcting, in some vain hopes of saving his damned soul from the worst of Hell’s fiery circles when his inevitable time finally came. His guilt kept him going, his need to redeem himself to the almighty through acts of what outwardly appeared to be outward bravado a fixture in his life as long as he could remember. There was a time when he sought a “cure” for his supposed insanity, but that wasn’t to be the case; darkness was coming, and it was only rising quicker and quicker. Almost too fast for him to understand the brevity of what was actually going on.
This particular case seemed to be a penchant back to the ordinary – a series of gruesome suicides more than likely linked to the same object. The long hand of the law thought to look only in the places it knew, and put trust in the realms of pure observable science; but John knew, the signs were too telltale, that something much more ethereal was afoot. Zed had pinpointed the area on the scrying map, which had led him this far, and the little bit of information he’d gathered in his travels of Seattle told him this was the place to listen to the grittiest rumour mill in the city. If there was any of a snowball’s chance in hell that someone was going to know something about this mysterious string of suicides, it would be a person holed up here.
The woman asking interesting questions of some other patrons accepted his drink eagerly, to which he delivered a smile across the bar in her direction. She downed it with hardly any hesitation, looking to the barkeeper with a rather mischievous smirk after she did so, ordering another before leaving her seat and heading in John’s direction. Certainly, he wouldn’t be amiss to not notice her features, or the way her short skirt accentuated her long and elegant legs. He knew there was no point trying to hide the fact he was eyeing her up, and continued to allow his chocolate eyes to take her in – from the heels, to the legs, curvaceous upper body, pursed lips and red hair, there wasn’t much that he couldn’t admire about her.
He saw through the guise; trying to gain his attention, which she did rather well. She obviously knew how to work a crowd, and get tongues wagging. Constantine, though, wasn’t one to say no to a beautiful woman, especially if they could somehow benefit each other with information…or perhaps some other late-night exchange.
“All yours, love.”
He tapped beside his glass as the barkeep slid her drink in their direction, motioning for another pint. It wasn’t long before it arrived, his fingers curling around the glass and tipping it in her direction before raising it to his lips.
“Tatiana, eh? You from ‘round here, then?” A coy grin tugged at his features, “The name’s John Constantine. So, what brings you to a seedy hole like this?”
His gaze didn't go unnoticed, perhaps it'd be a little bit cocky to say she'd only be surprised if he wasn't looking her over. It was something she was accustom to by now, being watched - eyes following the curves that great genes had gifted her. Men were often distracted when speaking to her, if not by their eyes drifting downward to her chest - than by the full lips often painted with red lipstick. She knew what went on in filthy minds that wanted nothing more than to see those lips part, either around a litany of dirty sounds or a certain body part. That thought aside, she was easily distracted by him as well - perhaps she had somewhat of a thing for brown eyes, especially on a nice looking man like him. Once she'd seated herself beside him, one leg crossing over the other. Her tongue sliding out over her bottom lip, then traced the upper to wet them - Alcohol had that effect on her unfortunately, it tended to make her mouth rather dry, that's why she often kept her drinks to a minimum while on the job, so her speech wasn't too horribly ruined by it. Though her attention had long since switched off the search for the item and had turned to something else; anything else that caught her for long enough and that; for the time being - turned out to be him. Maybe the night wouldn't be so horribly uneventful, there was a drink on the way that could break and bury any inhibitions that she may have about finding a different way of spending the night. And then he spoke, and she was thoroughly interested now. Fingers curling around her glass a little more firmly, bringing her other hand to the stirrer and poking around the ice, hips shifting slightly so she sat with her chest more pronounce - a habit, nothing for his sake she just tended to have a way of drawing attention to the areas of her body that she was most fond of, or thought deserved to be noticed. Of course, if she had her way he would be noticing them in lengthy detail in a motel room later on. Yet another thought that's dismissed easily, lifting her glass to take a long sip, head shaking just slightly at his question, "Originally Russia, down here from New York." Her tone is quiet, loud enough for him to hear her words but still low enough to be considered sultry. She wouldn't lie, she was piling it on rather heavily; but there was more of a chance for any information he may have on the object she was searching for if she got his guard down; maybe got a chance to raid his motel room for anything pertaining to the case. "I'm supposed to be working, I'm looking for someone who has something that I need." A short pause and her legs shifted, changing the position of which one crossed the other - head tilting just slightly so crimson locks fell over her shoulder and her fingers moved to pull her necklace from beneath her shirt. Using the movement as an ulterior motive to bring his attention to the open portion of her shirt. "Though, I'm taking the rest of the night off. Searching for something else, a different way to spend my night." Too on point? Maybe. But it wasn't like it wasn't obvious to most people when someone like her went from business to pleasure. "I must say, by the way - thank you for the drink. I was beginning to think I was going to end up sharing a drink with the snaggletoothed man in the corner by the deer head. You're a wonderful, and much easier on the eyes choice to make. If you don't mind the compliment, that is."
God, I'm so distracted by Gotham. And working on one of my longer replies. I really need some Gotham RP'ers to thread with - not even joking.
Guess who's muse is back. Gonna fish up replies and hopefully do a couple. Also like for a starter?
Due to lack of muse; yet again I'll be putting Natasha into a semi hiatus. Sorry for any inconvenience this may cause. You can find me on these blogs: [ x ] [ x ] [ x ] [ x ] or on skype or kik. That is all, Love; Buchanan.

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❝ Are you drunk? That made absolutely no sense, at all. ❞
Send "❤" For my muse to kiss yours.
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”No, not that I can think of. Just have a look around the place.”
He paused.
”Though it seems to me, I never got your name. My assistant never told me it.”
a short pause passes, before her hand taps her forehead in a 'duh' gesture. moving to walk back around the desk and prop a hip against it, hands clasped together in front of her. ❝ Tatiana Sokolova. If it'd make it easier you can just call me Tatia. ❞
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”No need to be sorry. Just call ahead and let someone know.” He gave a slight smile, ”Your office is just over there,” he pointed over at the glass walled room, ”Make yourself at home, I guess.”
❝ I'll remember that if, god forbid - there should be a next time. I'm usually very punctual. ❞ Looking over to the office, red lips turn up in a sweet smile. Taking her files and whatnot in to place it on the desk. ❝ is there anything i should do first or? ❞
I'm going to busy myself overhauling my main OC's blog. I'll be there for now, Like this if you want a starter when I return.

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"It’s nice to know that’s what you do with your spare time. How do you even find these videos?”
❝ I have a lot of spare time lately, gotta do somethin' with it. Or I'd be just sitting here doing nothing. - Really? I'm not sure how I find them - it's more of an 'I stumbled upon it' kind of thing. ❞
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【meme】 || 【tauntingmockingbird】
«| S M S |» So I was thinking about you today.
«| S M S |» You're easily the nicest and prettiest woman I know.
«| S M S |» Wanna go get a drink sometime?
[ text || Widow ]: You were? Good things I hope. [ text || Widow ]: You sure know how to butter a girl up to feel all nice and warm. [ text || Widow ]: You name the place and time, and I’ll be there.
«| S M S |» all good things, i promise.
«| S M S |» i'm a little out of practice in it but..
«| S M S |» i think i got my message across.
«| S M S |» alright - what about that trendy new bar downtown?
«| S M S |» this saturday at eight pm?
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【 meme 】 || 【 starter post 】
【 meme 】 || 【 thundxriisms 】 || 【 kerli - "walking on air." 】
the house they were supposed to find their target ( a supposed Asgardian artifact ) was run down, beams splitting and paint peeling, the stairs leading to the door were cracked and splintered. it should have been condemned and yet it hadn't been. why? Natasha knew not why. it was a literal deathtrap and come to think of it, that was probably why the people had hidden the relic in this house in the first place. ❝ this really makes me think of this song I like where the first line is like talking about a little creepy house. ❞
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”If you’re the new intern, you’re awfully late.”
❝ I'm aware - I had some traffic issues. I'm sorry about that. ❞

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So I finally got to watch X-Men: Days of Future Past.
Over here for a few before I leave to go out for lunch with my mom and granny. Like this for a starter as well??