#tauntingmockingbird

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@tauntingmockingbird !!! >>> Here is the deal, Charlie  &  I are a packaged deal, lmao. Honestly, I’ve known her since I started my blog  &  I’ve never become friends with someone that fast. She gets me  &  we just have a lot of fun together. I can sincerely vouch for what an amazing writer this one is.

How Carol had came up with this plan was a mystery, but Clint was absolutely loving it. They didn’t have a whole lot of time. It wouldn’t be long till Bobbi showed up. They really didn’t need to be caught red handed raiding her private drawer in her bedroom just for the enjoyment of stealing all her batteries. It felt almost wrong to be doing it, especially with Carol of all people... but anything to get back at Bobbi for the endless torment the woman put him through would be worth it. He snickered very quietly to himself as he grabbed the first toy, unscrewing it and pulling the batteries out. “You do know she’s going to absolutely murder us, right? I mean.. seriously, this is something else completely.” The fear of being murdered didn’t stop him one bit. He paused for a moment as he shifted through the drawer, pulling out a pair of panties and holding them up. A lacy pair of purple panties. He turned completely to Carol, holding them to his waist as if he was modeling them “What do you think? Are they my color?”

[ sms: Morse, Bobbi ]

as flattered as I am that you’d pick me to be your errand girl

you have two capable feet of your own to go to the store

yells at the other for leaving wet towels on the bed - Bobbi yells at Daisy for this.

whines when the other forgets what they wanted after going grocery shopping - They both do, but they’re pretty good at remembering.

leaves five half drank bottles of water in their room - Bobbi. 

initiates a quickie while at somewhere they shouldn’t - Both of them. They’re terrible.

surprises the other with their favorite fast food for dinner - Daisy.

is massively hungover after celebrating their anniversary - Probably Daisy, Bobbi holds it a little better, Daisy is a lightweight.

argues for double stuffed Oreos over regular - Bobbi.

buys $200 worth of baby things after finding out they’re expecting - Bobbi.