â american horror story â starter meme
from season one
â So weâre the Addams Family now. â
â I love her and Iâm a good Christian, but Jesus H. Christ. â
â Do you ever get tired of cleaning up other peoplesâ messes? â
â Donât make me kill you again. â
â What dream are you chasing? Or should I say, what dream is chasing you? â
â Iâm trying very hard not to judge you. â
â You might as well just Krazy Glue a stick of butter to your ass. â
â I donât want to be here anymore! Iâm frightened! â
â You think I want to stay in this world of death and rot and regret? â
â Try to find some dignity in the situation. â
â Move on, missy. â
â Every time I find my heart breaking just a sliver for you, I suddenly remember. You made this mess for yourself. â
â Iâm not naive to the ways of men. â
â You know, Iâm way too expensive. â
â Everybody thinks they have style, and everybody thinks theyâre funny. Most people arenât. â
â Frankly, you donât deserve it. â
â The one thing about the dead is theyâve got nothing left to lose. â
â Iâm not playing your games. â
â I was chosen. And when youâre chosen, you either get with the program or you go crazy. â
â Iâm finding it really hard to look at your face. âCause I really, really, really want to bash it in. â
â I will merely tolerate you. â
â The Devil is real. And heâs not a little red man with horns and a tail. He can be beautiful. â
â Why are you bullshitting me?!? â
â Iâd paint it a deep, dark red, clear out all the furniture and hang a sex swing. â
â Thatâs what men doâthey make you think youâre crazy so that they can have their fun. â
â Why are you being such an asshole? â
â This turns you on. I know it does. â
â I have long stopped asking why the mad do mad things. â
â Iâm quaking in my loafers! What are you gonna do? Murder me? â
â From blood and pain come perfection. â
â I shut you out. I was afraid it would break you. â
â Youâre kind of twisted, arenât you? â
â Youâre charismatic and compelling and a pathological liar. â
â Grow a pair. Sheâs not into you. Youâre not getting back in her, sheâll never talk to you again. â
â Iâll wait. Forever, if I have to. â












