𝚂𝙰𝙸𝙽𝚃 𝙹𝙸𝙼𝙼𝚈 !

“ The power of St. Jimmy will ensure you will pass.”

AESTHETICS - SAINT JIMMY (AMERICAN IDIOT)

no like literally not a single being:

saint jimmy punches nazis!

the hardy boys  -   s1 - ep 3 & 4  sentence starters  change tenses/pronouns as needed !!  some lines have been edited for clarity / length / ease of roleplaying tw :  parent death ,  death

‘you gonna help me or not?’

‘the carnival is not cursed.’

‘people have died there before. it’s gotta be at least little cursed.’ 

‘that’s just because the rides are death traps.’

‘I could’ve been naked!’

‘I think we need to talk about boundaries.’

‘this place is … vintage.’ 

‘shut up. I’m focusing.’ 

‘I don’t actually believe in any of this.’

‘death is the most misunderstood card in the deck. it does not mean a literal death. it represents metamorphosis.’ 

‘the ground you walk on is cursed. now, if you’re not careful, your life will be, too.’ 

‘it’s supposed to look easy. that’s how they trick you.’

‘you underestimate me.’ 

‘we need to leave. right now.’

‘I told you I don’t talk about that.’ 

‘I miss her, you know, a lot. all the time.’ 

‘I keep waiting for her to come home.’ 

‘I wake up every day expecting her to be there and she’s not.’ 

‘people don’t want the truth, because the truth is very difficult to hear.’ 

‘run! I said run!’

‘you scared of heights?’

‘you’ve never talked about it before.’ 

‘why are you protecting him?’

‘you don’t even know what you stole.’

‘looking for something?’

‘does ( name ) seem a bit weird today?’

‘well, on a normal day, he’s about a four or five on the weird-o-meter. today we’re looking at a solid 8.5.’

‘I guess I just – I don’t really know what’s going on with you anymore, so…’

‘I’m saying it’s time I moved on. and I think it would be a good idea if you moved on, too.’

‘I still can’t believe she dumped me.’

‘it doesn’t matter it’s still aiding and abetting a criminal!’

‘I didn’t know he was a criminal, alright?!’

‘I’d never let anything happen to you. I’ve always got your back.’

‘I really didn’t mean to make you feel that way.’

‘she didn’t seem that upset.’

‘I really wish you’d let me make that decision for myself.’ 

‘well, it looks like you’re wasting my time.’

‘she lied. she lied to me.’

‘do I look like a criminal to you?’

‘I really like the way you think.’ 

‘got a habit of breaking and entering?’

‘you know, if I get distracted, I go slower.’ 

‘that officially makes you the nerdiest criminal ever.’ 

‘I think that’s enough excitement for one night.’

‘you promise not to freak out?’

‘you don’t need to hold my arm, I’m not a criminal.’ 

‘the longer we stand out here looking serious, the more it’ll sink in how much trouble he’s in.’ 

‘he’s his father’s son.’

‘kids need limits.’

‘I don’t want your apologies, I want you to follow the rules.’ 

‘it wasn’t easy, believe me, but I can’t resist a challenge.’