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marlon: k but i can just soap my dick and make sure its CLEAN bfore u suck it so we dont die

marlon: i meant lets do it as in lets suck each others dicks but k lets move

marlon: dude its been proven that you can only be infected thru coughing, sneezing or being too close to the other persons mouth but think about it, when u have the flu do u give it to the other person thru your dick or vagina? nah u dont

marlon: it needs to go thru your lungs ! and theres absolutely nothing connecting the funky parts w the lungs so i say sucking each others dick is sAFE!

marlon: lets do it brah

hazel: what if you cough/sneeze on your hand and then you gave yourself a handy and then next thing you know - germs on your dick and then i come and suck on it and get corona. you ain't even gotta give yourself a handy just when you whip it out to use the bathroom you'll get the germs there and then i die.

marlon: its not obvious !

marlon: like can the virus rlly go thru your dick and into your immune system?

marlon: no lo se rick

hazel: why don't you have someone else test that out for you?

marlon: k but did they said

marlon: u could get it from private parts ? doNT think so !

hazel: what

hazel: why would they even need to say that i think it's kind of obvious

marlon: only if i can get my dick sux even if i test positive for covid19

hazel: you think i'm going to risk my life to suck your dick????

hazel: i have been thinking a lot recently

lucas: u're honestly the most annoying person i've ever met

lucas: dad knows sarah and her ma its all cool rly ask him

lucas: i lit help u w whatever u make it sound like im disrespectful

Hazel: But I'M not cool with it, what don't you get?

lucas: k but why not? why r u actin like this? :(

Hazel: i know what you're trying to do with that frowny face and it's not working on me this time

lucas: mom srly can u not

lucas: im just chillin here

lucas: no ones infected. its not the walking dead

lucas: and i rly wanna stay and her ma's cool w it

lucas: exactly

lucas: u r truly uncool

lucas: hm would u let sarah sleep at ours ? bc if u do we can go there rn

lucas: i meant she dont care i spend the night here

lucas: shes like ultra cool

Hazel: What I said still stands and she doesn't care that you stay there because she ain't your mama

lucas: k but i could always stay at her place n still be safe

lucas: her mama doesnt even care

lucas: k yah but like im not gonna stop livin my life bc of a dumb ass tornado and a dumb ass virus

lucas: besides im tryna have a social life can u pls not get in the way of that

lucas: u cant see me but im on my knees, beggin u

Hazel: And you're still living your life. You're literally with Sarah right now.

lucas: why? thats so early

lucas: i dont hav class tmrw