IMMORTAL ASSHOLE

mona: i'm literally an idiot

mona: jacen and i texted a bit MONTHs ago and we'd basically just harmlessly flirt and what not and occasionally send pics

mona: well. hudson's weird ass hacked jacen's phone and proceeded to send what he found to fabian. that led to the messages you saw on twitter

marlon: u have this ability to get urself into the most absurd situations. wow

marlon: what now?

mona: :/

mona: this is so embarrassing

marlon: brah how did u end up in this mess?

marlon: n im not kidding ill kill him

marlon: just say the words

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hazel: what if you cough/sneeze on your hand and then you gave yourself a handy and then next thing you know - germs on your dick and then i come and suck on it and get corona. you ain't even gotta give yourself a handy just when you whip it out to use the bathroom you'll get the germs there and then i die.

hazel: yes pls im sick of living in this place plus it's not convenient being on the third floor with a bunch of kids

marlon: k but i can just soap my dick and make sure its CLEAN bfore u suck it so we dont die

hazel: why don't you have someone else test that out for you?

hazel: smh i'm moving out with or without you

marlon: dude its been proven that you can only be infected thru coughing, sneezing or being too close to the other persons mouth but think about it, when u have the flu do u give it to the other person thru your dick or vagina? nah u dont

marlon: it needs to go thru your lungs ! and theres absolutely nothing connecting the funky parts w the lungs so i say sucking each others dick is sAFE!

hazel: what

hazel: why would they even need to say that i think it's kind of obvious

hazel: can't believe u would risk my life just to get your dick wet

marlon: its not obvious !

marlon: like can the virus rlly go thru your dick and into your immune system?

hazel: you think i'm going to risk my life to suck your dick????

hazel: hello i have children to take care of

marlon: k but did they said

hazel: i have been thinking a lot recently

hazel: after this whole pandemic is over can we like... move out of this place?

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Hazel: But I'M not cool with it, what don't you get?

Hazel: You're being disrespectful right now. I literally told you given everything going on, I wanted you home at a certain time. You insist on saying it's fine because she's cool, ignoring the fact that I'm not okay with it. You continue to question it, like, for what reason? Just come home when I ask you to.

Hazel: i know what you're trying to do with that frowny face and it's not working on me this time

Hazel: Lucas I feel like you walk all over me whenever you want and that's not ultra cool at all.

lucas: dad knows sarah and her ma its all cool rly ask him

hazel: I don't care if her mom is cool with it, I'm not cool with it

Hazel: you'll see uncool if you're not home by the time i tell you to be

lucas: mom srly can u not

lucas: im just chillin here

lucas: no ones infected. its not the walking dead