P R I N C E S S ;;

“i don’t hit on drunk girls. the twat trying to take you   home wasn’t quite as chivalrous.” 

                     ❛ can you help me out? i dunno where i’m going. ❜

“Only if we get caught.”

     “Oh sister of little faith—- when have any of my ideas gone wrong?” 

"Take a deep breath, and start from the beginning."

"It was totally my fault - the whole thing."

"Why is everybody shouting?"

"I'm so embarrassed about last night."

"I feel sick even thinking about it."

"It never happened, okay? You can't tell anyone."

"Just look at _____ right now. What a bimbo."

"Seriously hot, though."

"You're lucky she/he didn't trip over your tongue dragging halfway across the ground."

"She wants me to take her to the dance."

"So, actually this is quite convenient for you."

"Your face is annoying me."

"I've got news!"

"Virgin boy/girl is no longer."

"So who's the unlucky girl/boy?"

"I know we're not officially talking, but I need help with my tie."

"For a minute there, I thought you might be in love with me or something."

"I'm always here if you need to talk."

"Wanker."

"Have you done this before?"

"It's like brushing my teeth."

"Bugger off!"

"You've got to help me. There's been an accident!"

"Jesus, you scared me!"

"Okay, you need to be really clear and really precise."

"The condom came off inside my vagina, and at present I'm unable to locate it."

"That's way more information than I needed."

"You think I should flee the country?"

"Let's get out of here. This place is a dead end."

"Are you supposed to smoke in here?"

"I've been feeling sick every day."

"Well, have you missed a period?"

"No, but I took the morning after pill."

"I can delay if you need me to."

"You're defending _______. What's wrong?

"I thought you'd be happier."

"I've got some stuff to sort first, but I'll be there."

"Keep in touch, okay?"

"Being a girl sucks!"

"My life's over, _______."

"Tell me that's not yours."

"What? You're a nanny, now?"

"Just back for the weekend. Thought I'd surprise you."

"You okay? You seem stressed."

"I was going to tell you. I promise."

"I didn't want to hold you back."

"Can I be godfather/godmother?"

"I'd love nothing more."

"I think not telling you was a way to keep the dream alive, you know?"

"I wanted to see you! For Christ's sake, you're my best friend!"

"I was worried that you might find it hard coming here."

"You thought I was jealous of you!"

"Seriously, can you find further proof of how fucked up my life is?"

"That's how fucked up your life is."

"I never got to say goodbye."

"Seriously. Are you pissed?"

"I find funerals really difficult."

"You deserve someone who loves you with his/her whole heart."

"I was watching you two tonight. You're good together."

"Any baggage?"

"We both knew it wasn't right."

"So, I had this weird dream on the plane over."

"___________, can I take you to the dance?"

❝            —-HOGWARTS?                                    t-that can’t be possible. where’s the MEMORIAL?                                        where is the swamp? and W H E R E is headmistress                                    mcgonagall?? ❞

“don’t get your knickers in a twist, greengrass. you might not   remember anything but i wasn’t nearly drunk enough to let   you come on to me.”

         ❝ but that’s wear I put my hats. ❞

                    if he wore hats to put on the rack.

  ❛ well, ‘m sorry, daphne. not tryin’ t’ one up or whatever, it’s jus’ really complicated for me. y’ weren’t out there, things were so bloody awful an’ complicated t’ everyone. there are some things i wish i had never seen. ‘m jus’ sorry, alright. didn’t mean t’ hurt y’. ❜

    “We’ll have to look through the archives. Could you           give me some idea of what it is we’re looking for?”

        “——i’m hilarious. it’s not my fault you’re a stick             in the mud.”

❝ — how’s about the truth, eh? ❞ he asks. perhaps it isn’t any of his business, but he deems himself  as being at least worthy of an explanation. ❝ i asked you not to but you didn’ bother listenin’, did ya? ❞