OFF ❌ Zone Wanderer

Played off around ten years ago playing it again on PC and just got it on the switch. I can play it on the go now heck yeah boys

I have never needed to fuck an elsen more in my life

After some dark introspection while packing my tent back up, a question crossed my mind : "How would an Elsen look hanging from a tree?" I had seen dead Elsen countless times in my wandering yet surprisingly haven't seen one hanging. I'm on the bus traveling to zone 3 where I will pose as a high up manager who they are now the assistant to. I'll put them in a panic about a made up email until the only way they can calm down and get away from the email situation is to agree to be my assistant. I won't make the Elsen hang themselves. Instead I will take them on a work trip to Zone 1. We will set up the tent then I will bribe the assistant Elsen with sugar to find a meandering mine Elsen and bring them to me. This is where I will do the natural overpowering of a weakling. Through threats and violence I'll stand the miner on a stool with a rope around its neck and force the assistant Elsen to kick the stool under threat of being fired. This is simply the plan for now. In all honesty, I will probably sleep the moment my tents set up.