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Goes without saying, but any kind of bigotry will not be tolerated.

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Official blog for Paranormal Investigators Extroidinaire.

Founding members: Johnny Ghost, Johnny Toast. (No, Spooker, you don’t count.)

Contact info: 1-800-GHOST-AWAY

Ask us about our jobs.

-sally

The slug one was pretty bad. Top 5, atleast.

Besides that, though, there’s been quite a few where one of us gets turned into something paranormal. Usually Toast. Those are pretty difficult to deal with.

-sally

Oh, hello Sally! I hope you're doing well.

Hmmn. To answer your question, we've definitely had. Struggles. Some I don't particularly wish to recount.

But off the top of my head, (and of course I can't speak for Ghost), but once we had to deal with a slug. An interdimensional, gigantic slug, in a dimension consisting only of mud. And we were entirely unprepared— I was driving when the portal opened up. We were only able to recover my car after the slug exploded and covered everything in. Slug-goo. Including us.

I lost track of how many showers I had to take after, and how many hours it took to wash our clothes. I remember Ghost suggesting we burn them.

Maybe it's not too late, now that I'm thinking about it...

(Hot pic Johnny took. I’m always so sexy in creepy old places)

Mission went well, all things considered. It was an angry dead composer pissed that his songs never got popular, and threw a fit when classical music from any other composer played. Destroying the record player was enough to dissipate him. Lots of property damage for the homeowner, but that’s not my problem. Don’t tell them I said that, they tipped pretty good.

We’re staying in a hotel tonight and flying back in the morning.

Toast IS my ghost equipment

Really, though. He’s more valuable on a mission than any physical object. He’s not as stupid as he looks. Or sounds. Or behaves.

Of course not! I wouldn't trade Ghost for anything.

Sigh. Dm me your contact info, and I’ll tell Johnny to get the equipment. We’ll get there ASAP.

*cocks shotgun* I’ve been waiting for this day

I had to ask Ghost what rizz was, but now I know, so here: "There is something on your face. What is it? Oh, It's not coming off! Oh wait that's beauty."

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Are you sure it’s multiple entities, and not just one affecting all your plumbing? Or the water in your house in general? Leave a glass of water from someone else’s sink out and see if anything happens to it. Cloudiness, turning to blood, attracting more bugs than it should, tipping over by itself, that kind of thing.

Regardless, your best option is to get someone to deal with the ghosts, and then call a plumber if anything is damaged.

Incredibly. Fluffy as fuck, too, which is great until you have wolf fur all over your hoodie and it’s five minutes until you need to be at work

it’s also a pain to clean mud out of

I'm going to assume you mean ghosts and entities and not actual Dead people, so,

You can do anything you set your mind to. Maybe I personally wouldn't advise it, but I believe in you. Go "rizz" (as I've heard) all of the consensually approving dead people to your hearts content.

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Good question!

We've received quite a few reports of sightings on planets different than ours, and in the pocket of space itself. There's only so much of space we can physically explore ourselves, though, as we enjoy our ability to be not dead. But, the answer is yes, on the off chance we end up in different dimensions and encounter such entities, or if we're able to safely explore space.

However. We tend to avoid dealing with such things anymore, as Ghost prefers to stay on the ground, and I don't intend to push.

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