#askp.i.e

*cocks shotgun* I’ve been waiting for this day

(Hot pic Johnny took. I’m always so sexy in creepy old places)

Mission went well, all things considered. It was an angry dead composer pissed that his songs never got popular, and threw a fit when classical music from any other composer played. Destroying the record player was enough to dissipate him. Lots of property damage for the homeowner, but that’s not my problem. Don’t tell them I said that, they tipped pretty good.

We’re staying in a hotel tonight and flying back in the morning.

Toast IS my ghost equipment

Really, though. He’s more valuable on a mission than any physical object. He’s not as stupid as he looks. Or sounds. Or behaves.

Incredibly. Fluffy as fuck, too, which is great until you have wolf fur all over your hoodie and it’s five minutes until you need to be at work

it’s also a pain to clean mud out of

I'm going to assume you mean ghosts and entities and not actual Dead people, so,

You can do anything you set your mind to. Maybe I personally wouldn't advise it, but I believe in you. Go "rizz" (as I've heard) all of the consensually approving dead people to your hearts content.

Thank you for submitting!

I’d hope so, unless you wanna be a pile of mush on the floor

As for the kind that persists outside of a body, I’ve seen a few in my time. They’re usually lacking hands, for some reason.

Sigh. Dm me your contact info, and I’ll tell Johnny to get the equipment. We’ll get there ASAP.