Totally Not A Trans Dimensional Bus Route

I recently learned there’s at least half a dozen osha accounts running around and it’s incredibly confusing. At least us timeline blogs do you the courtesy of all having completely different aesthetics and pfps

I also just learned there’s a bus driver RP community???? Including a lawyer bus driver and princess bus driver?? I must stress again this is REAL. This is not a posts-from-a-scarier-timeline post, this is a real, factual post.

was the lawyer bus the most weird part of this?

Man there’s a whole bunch of wierd ones. the lawyer is pretty normal actually.

hey now were not THAT weird

angels, demons, sentient buses, gods, talking dogs, furries, catgirls, catboys, nyanbinaries, aliens, fucking planets, librarians and vampires… yeah not weird at all.

dont forget our totally normal guys [pans over to a corner filled with spider webs]

hey i exist

Hello!

Don't worry! I am not a part of any agreements defining war crimes so I can't legally commit war crimes even if I wanted to.

You would be surprised, but don't mind that. It was a poor attempt at humor. I mostly need something to defend my bus.

Oh, of course! It’s better usually to use stealth or defensive technology, but you never know when you’ll need an artillery cannon.

Awesome, is there anything that can temporarily distract an all consuming eldritch being?

Don't worry! I am not a part of any agreements defining war crimes so I can't legally commit war crimes even if I wanted to.

You would be surprised, but don't mind that. It was a poor attempt at humor. I mostly need something to defend my bus.

I was wondering if, um, I could.. enlist your services? If it's no trouble.

Sure thing buddy, what do ya need?

Your bus travels to other dimensions, right? I.. I need to get something in the OSHA universe.

...I am really not supposed to bring people to the other dimensions.

…If you can provide snacks and promise not to tell a soul I’ll bring ya.

I can keep a secret. [He relaxes.] Can you attach other vehicles to your bus, somehow?

Yup! Just bring it to me, and I’ll hook it up. Then we can go.

Osha hooks the bus to the back of their own bus before motioning Helpful to come over to the front.

[Helpful comes over with a large plastic bag stuffed with snacks.]

I was wondering if, um, I could.. enlist your services? If it's no trouble.

Sure thing buddy, what do ya need?

Your bus travels to other dimensions, right? I.. I need to get something in the OSHA universe.

...I am really not supposed to bring people to the other dimensions.

…If you can provide snacks and promise not to tell a soul I’ll bring ya.

I can keep a secret. [He relaxes.] Can you attach other vehicles to your bus, somehow?

Yup! Just bring it to me, and I’ll hook it up. Then we can go.

Osha hooks the bus to the back of their own bus before motioning Helpful to come over to the front.

I was wondering if, um, I could.. enlist your services? If it's no trouble.

Sure thing buddy, what do ya need?

Your bus travels to other dimensions, right? I.. I need to get something in the OSHA universe.

...I am really not supposed to bring people to the other dimensions.

…If you can provide snacks and promise not to tell a soul I’ll bring ya.

I can keep a secret. [He relaxes.] Can you attach other vehicles to your bus, somehow?

Yup! Just bring it to me, and I’ll hook it up. Then we can go.

I was wondering if, um, I could.. enlist your services? If it's no trouble.

Sure thing buddy, what do ya need?

Your bus travels to other dimensions, right? I.. I need to get something in the OSHA universe.

...I am really not supposed to bring people to the other dimensions.

…If you can provide snacks and promise not to tell a soul I’ll bring ya.

I was wondering if, um, I could.. enlist your services? If it's no trouble.

Sure thing buddy, what do ya need?

Your bus travels to other dimensions, right? I.. I need to get something in the OSHA universe.

...I am really not supposed to bring people to the other dimensions.

Don't worry! I am not a part of any agreements defining war crimes so I can't legally commit war crimes even if I wanted to.

I was wondering if, um, I could.. enlist your services? If it's no trouble.

Sure thing buddy, what do ya need?

It shouldn’t, why don’t you take a seat in my bus for this conversation?

He nods and bemusedly boards the bus.

"Dimensional Guardians?" He scoffs. "Let me guess, some multiversal tyrant has decided that they don't want competition? Please. I've dealt with puffed-up warlords aplenty in my time."

Listen, unless you have another multiverse you can go to, I would not recommend that. If it weren’t for that, they would have been dealt with ages ago.

It shouldn’t, why don’t you take a seat in my bus for this conversation?

He nods and bemusedly boards the bus.

It shouldn’t, why don’t you take a seat in my bus for this conversation?

He nods and bemusedly boards the bus.