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segamascott

muzzlesbian

hey so whats the deal with SEELE

Those guys? They got blown up by some discarded NERV experiment. They were trying to speed up the end of the world though.

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I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: HENRY'S A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE. THATS RIGHT HE TOOK HIS WHITE BOY FUCKIN' QUILLY DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE, AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS "THIS BIG" AND I SAID THATS DISGUSTING SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TUMBLR DOT COM: HENRY, YOU'VE GOT A SMALL DICK. ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT HERES WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE (PWWSSHHH).

THATS RIGHT BABY - ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET: MY SUPER LASER PISS!!! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT GENDO?! I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!! YOU HAVE TWENTY THREE HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRROPLLLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO

dearlybereaved

very good asuka!

officialnerv

...THAT WAS NOT ME.

#i mean i wish it was oh my god

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I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: HENRY'S A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE. THATS RIGHT HE TOOK HIS WHITE BOY FUCKIN' QUILLY DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE, AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS "THIS BIG" AND I SAID THATS DISGUSTING SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TUMBLR DOT COM: HENRY, YOU'VE GOT A SMALL DICK. ITS THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER. AND GUESS WHAT HERES WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE (PWWSSHHH).

THATS RIGHT BABY - ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH. THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET: MY SUPER LASER PISS!!! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARTH, I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON!!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT GENDO?! I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!! YOU HAVE TWENTY THREE HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRROPLLLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO

piendish

officialnerv

you guys should quit NERV, it’s run by a pedophile. :/

which one

dearlybereaved

I do believe they meant me. If so, then…well, actually they aren’t entirely wrong.

#thats... not really helping your case

you guys should quit NERV, it’s run by a pedophile. :/

which one

shinji. Crank that soulja boy

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fishyfuckmachine

hey what the fuck is NERV doing. Why are there children running the official blog.

officialnerv

fuck you thats why. and we're not children, thank you very much

fishyfuckmachine

There’s a reason your moms are dead.

officialnerv

yeah cus they both sucked lol

fishyfuckmachine

YOUR MOTHERS WERE LESBIANS?

officialnerv

no they were german

fishyfuckmachine

what sexuality is that

officialnerv

this one

fishyfuckmachine

hey what the fuck is NERV doing. Why are there children running the official blog.

officialnerv

fuck you thats why. and we're not children, thank you very much

fishyfuckmachine

There’s a reason your moms are dead.

officialnerv

yeah cus they both sucked lol

fishyfuckmachine

YOUR MOTHERS WERE LESBIANS?

officialnerv

no they were german

officialnerv

someone told me to jerk off, get high, and kill myself.

officialnerv

i wonder who said that

officialnerv

shut the fuck up asuka

officialnerv

make me, shit for brains

officialnerv

YOU’RE LIKE HALF MY FUCKING SIZE.

officialnerv

yeah and i could STILL beat your ass so fuck off

officialnerv

I don’t think you could! But you’re welcome to try.

officialnerv

hey whos the orange text person

officialnerv

that’s Astro…

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ooooohhhhhhhhhhh

officialnerv

hey whos the orange text person

officialnerv

that’s Astro…

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officialnerv

someone told me to jerk off, get high, and kill myself.

officialnerv

i wonder who said that

officialnerv

shut the fuck up asuka

officialnerv

make me, shit for brains