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Evil Mary Oliver poem

You have to be evil.

You have to fuck on your dick

for a hundred miles through the desert rejoicing.

You have to let the hard human of your soul

Hate what it hates

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patterns left by woodworms on driftwood

STOP NOT THE MEDIEVAL TIMES PRESHOW IN THE FUCKING VEGAS ARENA PLEASE STOP I AM BESIDE MYSELF HELP

#they looked at themselves and went how do I make hockey MORE embarrassing #THE DUBSTEP. every team should do this

cherrychouchou

embroidered ceramic vessel by caroline harrius

they should hire me for the little sizzle reel music videos they play before playoff matches. hand to god I could change the game forever

#star wipes. rampant homoeroticism. monster truck announcer. ONLY trap metal. edited like a smear campaign ad but with blingees onscreen #also it's FORTY-ONE IN VEGAS? hell on earth

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Worm situation in Maine has me absolutely gobsmacked. Some kind of polychaete worm, maybe a king ragworm, never seen any polychaetes this big in person, all in all saw five 8-10 inch worms after just a couple minutes on the beach. The colors were even more stunning irl!

They look wiiiiild in motion too:

officialhagfish

my partner's best friend is getting married next month and I will not know anyone there except the brides and some evil latent class clown in me is like "it would be so so so so funny if you showed up in the most horrible outfit imaginable"

officialhagfish

Like come on

my partner's best friend is getting married next month and I will not know anyone there except the brides and some evil latent class clown in me is like "it would be so so so so funny if you showed up in the most horrible outfit imaginable"

#I would never but I'm having like intrusive thoughts about showing up looking truly bizarre

in-herbones

Mourning mask and veil worn by Empress Elisabeth of Austria after the suicide of her son at his hunting lodge at Mayerling, 1889

talonboot

take my mermaid quiz boy

If you were a mermaid, what animal form would your lower half take? Are you a slithery eel, a powerful shark, or maybe a colorful reef fish?

#EEEEEEEEEEEL #look at my name/icon. no one is surprised.

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I love rain so it's all good but it was really funny how when I moved to la everyone was like "you will NEVER see a full day of rain here" and then for the next three years at least a month out of the year was just Woe. Monsoon Be Upon Ye

got rained on and put on my godspeed you hoodie to warm up which viscerally and suddenly reminded me I only bought it because I went to their concert in a park in la and it was just drenching freezing relentless rain the entire show

#I was shaking like a leaf. like an old chihuahua. it was worth it tho #they had to put a tent up over the band and it rained so hard the tent collapsed. lmao.

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SCREAM (1996) costume design by Cynthia Bergstrom.

valtsv

my problem is if i enjoy something enough i will be nitpicking. i Will have things to say about where and how it failed. out of nothing but love straight from my heart. unfortunately this often makes me indistinguishable from a hater who has never experienced joy or kindness. such is the amateur critic's burden.

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all of my favourite things are like beautiful racehorses that trip over their own feet a hundred times. but they get back up again. and goddamn, you should see them run.

#I am actually a lover from the deepest corners of my heart. a lover who hates SO hard

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Oh no I love shino glaze

#so grody

is anyone watching this avs/knights game bc it's one of the craziest I've seen and I don't follow or care about either team but I NEED to talk about it

#avs goalie passes to knight giving him a crucial goal. nate mackinnon's kneecap falls off. total turnaround in under 10 minutes #I will say that the knights have pretty much nailed hockey theatre

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