mom is excited

reblog this if you want anonymous opinions of you

this is 100% david spade 😭

I’ve never related to something as much as this

He went in bitch

working with children is a wild fucking experience yall. this morning at work one of our second graders got my attention and was like “you know what word my mom told me not to say? PUSSY.” and i was like “then why did you just say it??” and she went “i dunno” and then dabbed

bro its beddy-bye. its nighty-night, dude

oh indeed

I know this sounds so Irish but I really just want someone to punch me in the face

I feel it, it’s spiritual

This song made me fall in love with KiD CuDi and his music. He’s changed my life

These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all

sometimes if you squint hard enough there are individual coherent sentences

@officialarea51 i had to read this with my own two eyes