Welcome to the Mindscape

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

far far away idol would never happen now

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

not feeling very hundred emoji flame emoji today

well I am so 💯🔥💯🔥

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I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.

You’re right. We should all band together under a trustworthy and influential leader who can keep us safe from outside threats

do you ever want to say some bullshit

I like seeing some of you ""regulars"" in my notes it's like oh hey that's my Coworker from Tumblr

when exactly is uptown funk gon give it to me?

saturday night when you’re in the spot did you not hear bruno

I don’t believe you.

just watch

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know