Jan 18, 2022
BIG LAW - DSMP RPVERSE DEFENSE ATTORNEY
Contact Info: please send all legal and business correspondence to my inbox.
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Practice Areas:
Impromptu/Short Notice Legal Defense
Tumblr Drama Escalation
Witch Trials
Dreamon Exorcism (temporarily retired)
Birthday Parties
Custody Battle Representation
Qualifications:
Law School at HPXL Proper
Dreamonology Undergraduate Degree and Masters at the HPXL Youth Correctional Facility
Business Hours:
office is closed bc i dont give a shit n e more
but if your case is interesting enough i will consider it.
not longer legally dead!!!!!!!!
