Seeker of Truth

Here’s a sampling of some of my favorite things that happen so that you may judge for yourself, and while they may be spoilers, you will likely still be just as “what” as you were already:

Man peppers sandwich profusely, then punches a frog. But Wait! The frog was not actually punched. By the power of the sun, you can punch THROUGH frogs. 

Vampirism is real and it gives you laser eyes and Ice Man powers that said vampire uses once or twice and then never again.  Because his newer power of stopping time is just that much cooler.  He uses it to throw a fish at a teenager.

Man feeds salami to bullets and shoots himself many times.

Man with fishing pole causes man to pull own heart out and asks a bullet to put the heart back later.

Man throws balls at rat, rat shoots back with a tank turret with darts that melt flesh.

A Lego model of the US White House causes everyone in an orchard to get the bends and suffocate.

Woman causes spontaneous hair growth to get free food.

Part man, part dinosaur uses Jesus of Nazareth’s actual eye to help collect mummified limbs for the President of the US and also maybe win a national horse race.

Aforementioned man-dino doesn’t actually naturally have the dinosaur powers, they were given to him like an infection.  His actual power is stopping time.

Sponges collide. It gets weird.

Artist uses invisible baby to win a game of Rock Paper Scissors with a child.

Same artist also kills someone by writing on that person’s hand to use a remote control, in which doing so causes the man to be flung out a window to his death.

That artist thinks he killed a god and is now cursed because of it.

Man flies airplane into volcano, launches vampire into space.

Space vampire has 35 other incarnations of himself on Mars.

Florida woman trips off seeing rainbows, thinks everyone is a snail, and thinks snails are lucky because of their ability to fuck.

Said woman fights through the 1974 Miami Dolphins to stuff herself into a pipe in order to smack someone.

She also gets set on fire by a man in a cow suit.

Man is incredulous on whether Disney is real because there’s no Mickey Mouse in the advertisement.

Nun shoots meat from an aerosol can to use as a disguise.

Man has incredible power of nothing but positive thinking and wins a lot of money because of it.  (He deserved it, too)

20-GayTeen

But now we can look forward to

Exposing dirty ass fetishes that their followers did not like

Shoot their shots @ other blogs that bashed them and got their followers to swarm them

Few just deadass deleted their accounts

Others moved to twitter and pixart or whatever

One figured out that his faceless porn blog was being followed by his irl brother who didn’t know who the owner of the blog was cause he was faceless until the brother posted a full body and face nude since “tumblr is dying anyway” and recognized him

One “lesbian” artist came out straight and lied about being abused for lesbians and gays to give her sympathy money

One asked me where I lived and idk wtf they were planning with that info and thats not even all of what Ive seen in just the few times Ive logged in periodically since the 10th.

Pillowfort has existed in beta for months now, with a fairly small user base. They created, funded, and closed their kickstarter over 3 months ago- you can check, it’s dated. They earned $57k, reasonable to get started, but not enough to create a fully operational social media site in 3 months. And unless they’re psychic, their site was clearly NOT created to take advantage of users fleeing tumblr, but rather out of genuine desire to create a platform that addressed the concerns of tumblr users.

With the money they earned, they have been working on the site, and the site being down was SCHEDULED (posted about before and while it was happening, keeping registered users updated on why it was taking so long and when it would be up again) maintenance to, you know, work on the site like they promised they were going to. It is literally in beta.

Again, unless they’re psychic, they had no idea tumblr was going to drop this bombshell while they were doing their maintenance (and again it’s in beta, ie the time when the site is SUPPOSED to be under maintenance!!)

They address the .io domain on their twitter (plan to change) and their FAQ addresses their business plan and how they plan to implement it. Plans to on board moderators are discussed on their FAQ.