I'm taking 096 to Starbucks and you can't stop me
I can’t but he can *points to 106 and starts bring you to his pocket dimension*
no *runs away, kidnapping 096*
Don’t look at the albino enderman
I'm blind
Starbucks : we only serve vison people
Oh, that's ableist. anyway here's my sister who wears a blindfold
Starbucks: dies you defeated te ableist
@official-starbucks
We’re all a bit dead before coffee.
Point taken. Anyway, here's some funding for having dealt with the idiots and the SCP. *funds 16 million*
*Hands SCP096 a laptop, a trenta salted caramel cold brew, and a cake pop.*
As long as he is working on his screenplay humans will naturally avoid making eye contact. Your man is safe here.










