I'm not ginger ale

what did you say about my time paradox son, bitch

@dr-pepper-0fficial now just you listen up here

Or what grandpa?

or else me and my pal @ginger-ale-official will obliterate you, you overcarbonated liquid.

Friends please do not fight. I have very large muscles and I’d hate to have to use them

HOW MANY OF YOU ARE THERE?!?!

well there’s Ginger ‘Mascle’ Ale, Myself(Root ‘the best one’ beer) and Dr. Pepper, who doesn’t even have a phD

Looks like there’s two Root Beers around these parts

You Will Leave This Universe. You Will Not Come Back. You W

@dr-pepper-0fficial now just you listen up here

Or what grandpa?

or else me and my pal @ginger-ale-official will obliterate you, you overcarbonated liquid.

Friends please do not fight. I have very large muscles and I’d hate to have to use them

HOW MANY OF YOU ARE THERE?!?!

well there’s Ginger ‘Mascle’ Ale, Myself(Root ‘the best one’ beer) and Dr. Pepper, who doesn’t even have a phD

hypocrite that you are, you blocked ginger ale, my time paradox son

and then it asked itself, ‘will i smash or pass?’

it’s summer break,,, , , time to kick back and watch hentai, brothers

When you get thirsty I’ve just the drink to recharge you!

pass me some of that sweet sweet nectar brother haha

Nice watermark, amateur

what do you mean that’s just a combination of a tattoo on my hand, a marking on the bottle, and a hologram

it’s summer break,,, , , time to kick back and watch hentai, brothers

When you get thirsty I’ve just the drink to recharge you!

pass me some of that sweet sweet nectar brother haha

reblog if you’re gay and love broadway

Hey no offense but this addition sucks ass friend

Both of those additions suck.

hey no offense but shut the fuck up peppo mcfcuker

NOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU JUST SAY

@dr-pepper-0fficial now just you listen up here

Or what grandpa?

or else me and my pal @ginger-ale-official will obliterate you, you overcarbonated liquid.

please give me suggestions for what I should name my art blog I am drawing a blank

name it ‘rootbeerissupreme’

i just wrap my meager body in the ginger ale bottles and cans i consume throughout the day. that doesn’t have too much to do with this post but I thought I‘d throw it in the mix

i have wrapped myself in so many root beer bottles and cans i have in fact become the bottles and cans. you are nothing.

Hey watch this: *uses my sticky ginger ale covered hands to crawl up the wall like a lizard*

hey i can do this too *uses sticky surface of glass to roll up wall*