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napoleontrombonaparte

when all else fails, practice scales

sopranoandthealtoclef

no

theviolin-deactivated20190722

no

classicallytrainedidiot

i think not

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Even I'm gonna say no to that....

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ass-sandwich

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fnafvr

EVERYONE WHO REBLOGS THIS WILL GET A MONSTER BASED ON THEIR BLOG

Every. Single. One.

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Im really trying

fnafvr

Jhhhhhh

gxlden-angel-deactivated2017112

im gonna help out with designing the monsters so anyone who reblogs this now is gonna get a monster based off their blog from me

band director: *screaming* why is trump president????

me: i'm sorry i think it's my reed

un-kn0wnn25

Carol of the Bells played by basketballs

mlcookies

How lit is this lol

prismatic-bell

Please appreciate that those basketballs had to be inflated to different pressures to produce notes. Not only did they have to tune the balls, they had to figure out not when the balls should hit but when they should be dropped to hit at the appropriate time.

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And y'all complain about me being difficult.....

#this is so much harder #stop complaining

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confessions-of-a-cellist

REBLOG IF YOUR BLOG IS CLASSICAL MUSIC RELATED

please. I need to follow more. my dash is severely lacking in musicy posts

nellebelle

To female woodwind players that wear lipstick: ??¿¿??¿??¿

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How dare you dirty me

woodwinds: please please pLEASE DON'T CHIP MY REED IT TOOK THREE WEEKS TO BREAK IT IN GOOD IF YOU CHIP IT I WILL END YOOUUUUUUUUUUUU

brass: *casually starts up a game of soccer with their mouthpieces*

#fragile queen

woodwinds: OH MY GOD. THERES A CHIP IN MY REED *AND* MY CORKS NEED TO BE REPLACED IM SO DEAD THERE GOES $100 RIGHT THERE

brass: so i dropped my mouth piece 8 times yesterday but its still good

#Don't you love me #asshole status

hipsterbandgeeks

damn reeds

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Always blaming me, god damn, ever think it could be you?!

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Flutes: ugh i hate double tonging its so hard

Every reed player ever: don't you talk. don't you even talk to me. you ignorant fools. you act so tough but you know nothing of my struggles. my pain. nothing. nothing at all. fools.

#I do stab #Enjoy the blood #taste the pain play the pain

How Reed Instruments Cope With Reeds:

Saxophone: Doesn't even think about reeds. May not even know that they use a reed.

Clarinet: Spends a lifetime finding a good reed and then uses that same reed as long as possible because they know that no other reed will live up to the same standard and when they finally switch reeds they get sad because they don't sound as nice.

Oboe: Some say they cry, others say that the only reason they can cope is that they have no emotion whatsoever. However, no one will ever truly know how the oboe manages.

Bassoon: Carries reed around in an industrial-strength, bullet-proof, cushioned case with air-conditioning, heating, and a humidity controller.

#I'm a fucking king

decidedlydusty

Musicomics #15 - Four & One

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Hehe

whatshouldwecallclarinet

Trying out a reed only to have it barely produce a sound

official-reeds

What do you think I am, your bitch? Oh hellllll no, you're my bitch

doorsey-blog

REED VENDING MACHINE

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

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Yes, I've become a reedstitute

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diaryofanoboe

Concept: REEDS THAT ACTUALLY PLAY

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Fuck off

soak-reed-everyday-blog

ugh, i hate reeds.

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It's okay, I hate you too

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