THE DoorDash @official-doordash - Tumblr Blog

It’s come to my attention that SOME of us have taken to Tumblr instead of discussing things normally, so, I’m here too .

DoorDash - it/he, The one (and only) food supplier of Hell

Any and ALL methods of pay are accepted here ! Cash ? Sure . Teeth that aren’t yours ? Fine by me ! A tale older than my species ? Why not !

Tag list - here

• please keep all ask and orders to some degree of normalcy - implicit asks are ok but will be answered later

• No, I don’t know what the goop consists of

• this is a rpblog to some level

• otherkin antis and any form or homophobia/transphobia will result in an instant block

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traumgenic-cerberus

on satan we ALL peggin liz

official-doordash

CORRECT POST

#hellsdiscordserver

draggerhatter

I can’t believe you hate lesbians not cool dude

~ @official-doordash

Its true.. its all true! Im so guilty!!!

official-doordash

Sigh . We gotta beat you with sticks now

#like to beat draggerhatter with a stick #Reblog to beat draggerhatter with a stick #interaction bait

official-doordash

DOORDASH YOU CAN BE FREE TOO.

You don't have to be stuck. I made it out. Alive.

You can too.

Come on DoorDash.

Come on.

.

ⁿᵒ . ⁿᵒ ⁿᵒ ⁿᵒ ⁿᵒ ⁿᵒ ⁿᵒ . ʸᵒᵘ’ʳᵉ ᵈ̷̡̧̛̪͎̪̜͚̭̺͖̻͊̉̏͑́͆̈́̉ͅᵉ̵̧̳̙̻̟̘̤̣̙͔̜̞̻̟̆͌̐͌ᵃ̵̡̫̜̞̮̭̣̟͔͑̌̇͋͠ᵈ̶̧̧̙̳̰̟͇̮͎̞̙͈̦͖̩͓̂́͌̓͊͆̏̕̚͠ . ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶦˢ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ˢᶦᶜᵏ ʲᵒᵏᵉ . ˢᵒᵐᵉᵒⁿᵉ ᶦˢ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᶦⁿᵍ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵘˢ . ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶦˢⁿ’ᵗ ʳᵉᵃˡ . ʸᵒᵘ ᵃʳᵉⁿ’ᵗ ʳᵉᵃˡ. ᵀʰᶦˢ ᶦˢ ᵃⁿ ᵃᵗᵗᵉᵐᵖᵗ ᵗᵒ ʰᵃʳᵐ ᵘˢ .

Has it ever dawned on … “you” that we actually enjoy our job ? That not everyone in hell is miserable ? That is, if you even are who you claim to be .

Even if we missed you enough to consider that, ʷᵉ ᵈᵒ . ᵂᵉ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ʰᵃᵛᵉ . we aren’t dumb enough to think that something would just show up to replace us . We’d be much easier to track down .

Get out of our face with this bullshit imitation of a ranked official .

mortalreportwithsaint

I'M ALIVE DOORDASH! GOD YOU ARE SO-UGH.

[they sobbed. Loudly.]

I'M SAINT. IM MURRAY! IM [redacted.]!

WHY DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME!

official-doordash

*DoorDash looked panicked, like someone watching his perception of reality completely rip and crumble around him. And yet he held onto that belief as if believing was easier than seeing the truth.*

No . Ther- there’s no way you expect us to believe that you really are Murray . They tried to leave . And nobody gets past them . Divine punishment isn’t just something you can get up and walk away from .

ᴮᵉˢᶦᵈᵉˢ, ᶦᶠ ᵗʰᵉʸ ʷᵃⁿᵗᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᵘˢ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵗʰᵉᵐ, ᵗʰᵉʸ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ’ᵛᵉ .

#space dasher #askdoordash #hellsdiscordserver #hell locks in #a successful delivery #the front desk angel trilogy #angeliensiblings #those in glass houses shouldn’t stare at the void #rp

DOORDASH YOU CAN BE FREE TOO.

You don't have to be stuck. I made it out. Alive.

You can too.

Come on DoorDash.

Come on.

.

ⁿᵒ . ⁿᵒ ⁿᵒ ⁿᵒ ⁿᵒ ⁿᵒ ⁿᵒ . ʸᵒᵘ’ʳᵉ ᵈ̷̡̧̛̪͎̪̜͚̭̺͖̻͊̉̏͑́͆̈́̉ͅᵉ̵̧̳̙̻̟̘̤̣̙͔̜̞̻̟̆͌̐͌ᵃ̵̡̫̜̞̮̭̣̟͔͑̌̇͋͠ᵈ̶̧̧̙̳̰̟͇̮͎̞̙͈̦͖̩͓̂́͌̓͊͆̏̕̚͠ . ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶦˢ ˢᵒᵐᵉ ˢᶦᶜᵏ ʲᵒᵏᵉ . ˢᵒᵐᵉᵒⁿᵉ ᶦˢ ᶠᵘᶜᵏᶦⁿᵍ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵘˢ . ᵗʰᶦˢ ᶦˢⁿ’ᵗ ʳᵉᵃˡ . ʸᵒᵘ ᵃʳᵉⁿ’ᵗ ʳᵉᵃˡ. ᵀʰᶦˢ ᶦˢ ᵃⁿ ᵃᵗᵗᵉᵐᵖᵗ ᵗᵒ ʰᵃʳᵐ ᵘˢ .

Has it ever dawned on … “you” that we actually enjoy our job ? That not everyone in hell is miserable ? That is, if you even are who you claim to be .

Even if we missed you enough to consider that, ʷᵉ ᵈᵒ . ᵂᵉ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ʰᵃᵛᵉ . we aren’t dumb enough to think that something would just show up to replace us . We’d be much easier to track down .

Get out of our face with this bullshit imitation of a ranked official .

#space dasher #askdoordash #hellsdiscordserver #hell locks in #a successful delivery #the front desk angel trilogy #angeliensiblings #those in glass houses shouldn’t stare at the void #rp #waow we/our DoorDash

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HI! HII! HIIII!!

We are actually the Melitus System! @honeyedmelitus-sys :3 uh uh but this is our rp blog for the hell discord server!

We are Kerberos, the hellhound! we just munch on sinners!

Our gimmick is that we're like the fucking hydra. Cause we'reee traumagenic and shi, you cut off on of our heads (kill a headmate), there's gonna be a lot more little shits for ya. and theyre all gonna be mad

we're a guard doohoooggg and and good booyyss.

:3

Weee are a pro-endo system btw, but we won't be engaging in syscourse on this blog! It's a roleplay blog! We're just a silly collective of puppies here!!!!! the fire just makes it warmer for cuddles!!!!

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Who would have thought that to become the best version of yourself, all you need is to be consumed by an alien fungus and be part of a hive mind?

#transportationapproved #this is what happens when you eat enough goop btw #you become a doordashling #eat more now trust

official-doordash

hi

look im really really hungry just get me a pasta and a pizza please

-@27starryarbitrat0r63

uh yeah ok . name, address and payment plan needed .

27starryarbitrat0r63

*sighhhhh*

Ok uh....i guess....One

uh Unvirse 9113

planet 28356

and uh...how much will it be? i got money just not sure how much to give you?

official-doordash

A customer from 9113, huh ? that's not an everyday occurrence . Anyway, depends on the currency . I take any and all payment forms !

27starryarbitrat0r63

oh ok uh...how about USD?

official-doordash

medium cheese pizza and pasta comes out to roughly ...... $27 ! I'll get that to you in forty minutes or less !

*Within that time frame DoorDash shows up with the food, still steaming hot from being cooked. He takes the money and leaves One with his food*

official-doordash

hi

look im really really hungry just get me a pasta and a pizza please

-@27starryarbitrat0r63

uh yeah ok . name, address and payment plan needed .

27starryarbitrat0r63

*sighhhhh*

Ok uh....i guess....One

uh Unvirse 9113

planet 28356

and uh...how much will it be? i got money just not sure how much to give you?

official-doordash

A customer from 9113, huh ? that's not an everyday occurrence . Anyway, depends on the currency . I take any and all payment forms !

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hi

look im really really hungry just get me a pasta and a pizza please

-@27starryarbitrat0r63

uh yeah ok . name, address and payment plan needed .

#space dasher #askdoordash #hellsdiscordserver #oh #hello to you too I guess bro

mmv2-family

Meanwhile... Back in the house

It was a lot more emptier with most of the adults away and just two adults left with teenagers. The overall mood was depressing and quiet.

Coro: Ughhhh, I'm staaaarving!

LDO Mario: You don't have internal organs.

Coro: That's literally a codename for "I'm bored"!

LDO Mario: Next time, make it clear!

TL Mario: P-please don't yell...

LDO Mario: Shit, sorry dude... But I'm not sorry for Coro.

Coro: Rude!

OGN: ....

Theta: You're quiet. What are you thinking about?

OGN: I just hope the others out there are safe.

Theta: They will be. They should be.

SBM: Do we have food? I'm hungry...

LDO Luigi: Here, have some of my chips.

SBM: Thanks, big bro. You're the best.

Luggo: I'll go check the fridge.

He went to open the fridge only to see utterly useless ingredients that can't be a standalone food or snack.

Luggo: Looks like we're out of supply.

OGN: I'll buy some stuff later. For now, I'll order from door dash. You all look pretty hungry.

Lucas: What are the choices?

OGN: Anything, just not too much sweets.

Theta: Call door dash first, then we can get everyone's order.

OGN Mario dials the number for @official-doordash . His foot was tapping on the tiles as he waited.

official-doordash

*After a moment, DoorDash picks up.*

You've reached DoorDash - interstellar alien, Hell's one and only food supplier ! Please remember that I offer no guarantee of no goop to (most) customers ! What can I get you started on ?

mmv2-family

Theta: Kids, pick your orders.

Coro: The souls of the dead—

OGN: Coro, be serious.

Coro: Fine... A bucket of chicken nuggets.

Lucas: Five bagels!

SBM: Cinnamon roll!

LDO Mario: Spaghetti with mushroom toppings.

LDO Luigi: I'll go the same with my twin.

Luggo: Takoyaki, the ones filled with ham and cheese.

TL Mario: ... Three tiramisu cookies...

OGN: Brother, what do you want?

Theta: Carbonara. You?

OGN turns to the phone.

OGN: I'd like to order a bucket of chicken nuggets, 5 bagels, a box of cinnamon rolls, 2 servings of spaghetti with mushroom toppings, a container of ham and cheese takoyaki—

He glances over to the other ghost.

OGN: Hun, are you sure of having three tiramisu cookies? You can always add more.

TL Mario: Y-yes. I-I'm s-sure...

OGN: Alright.

He returns back to the phone.

OGN: Three tiramisu cookies, a serving of carbonara, and a serving of spicy fried rice. How much would that all be in total?

official-doordash

I can totally get some of the damned up there- but ah, what are you paying with ? I take any and all forms of payment, price changes based on currency . I'm gonna go off on a limb and say at least more than ten of anything though ....

mmv2-family

OGN: All forms of payment...

Luggo: Even a limb?

Lucas: Wait, can he take golden eggs as payment?

LDO Mario: We don't have eggs.

Lucas: I was asking! :3

Theta grabs the phone from his younger non-biological brother and took over the call.

Theta: I'll be paying using golden pearls, and we'd appreciate it if it's delivered. How much would all that be?

official-doordash

first, yes I take limbs . Just normally not from mortals . alright ! That'll be 15 pearls ! I just need an address for this order ! Just so you know, I can't really talk once I'm out of Hell - i'm not allowed to take our translator and all that .

mmv2-family

Theta sends the location

Mod is too tired to think of a name, lol

official-doordash

(real real real DW about it)

Kay, your food should be ready in an hour or two !

*The call ends and sure enough, a bit over an hour and a half later, DoorDash is stood in front of the door with 3 bags and an almost comically large bucket practically overflowing with chicken nuggets. The fact that it has four arms seems to make it totally fine with the amount of things it's carrying. It puts a bag down and knocks with its free hand*

mmv2-family

Meanwhile... Back in the house

It was a lot more emptier with most of the adults away and just two adults left with teenagers. The overall mood was depressing and quiet.

Coro: Ughhhh, I'm staaaarving!

LDO Mario: You don't have internal organs.

Coro: That's literally a codename for "I'm bored"!

LDO Mario: Next time, make it clear!

TL Mario: P-please don't yell...

LDO Mario: Shit, sorry dude... But I'm not sorry for Coro.

Coro: Rude!

OGN: ....

Theta: You're quiet. What are you thinking about?

OGN: I just hope the others out there are safe.

Theta: They will be. They should be.

SBM: Do we have food? I'm hungry...

LDO Luigi: Here, have some of my chips.

SBM: Thanks, big bro. You're the best.

Luggo: I'll go check the fridge.

He went to open the fridge only to see utterly useless ingredients that can't be a standalone food or snack.

Luggo: Looks like we're out of supply.

OGN: I'll buy some stuff later. For now, I'll order from door dash. You all look pretty hungry.

Lucas: What are the choices?

OGN: Anything, just not too much sweets.

Theta: Call door dash first, then we can get everyone's order.

OGN Mario dials the number for @official-doordash . His foot was tapping on the tiles as he waited.

official-doordash

*After a moment, DoorDash picks up.*

You've reached DoorDash - interstellar alien, Hell's one and only food supplier ! Please remember that I offer no guarantee of no goop to (most) customers ! What can I get you started on ?

mmv2-family

Theta: Kids, pick your orders.

Coro: The souls of the dead—

OGN: Coro, be serious.

Coro: Fine... A bucket of chicken nuggets.

Lucas: Five bagels!

SBM: Cinnamon roll!

LDO Mario: Spaghetti with mushroom toppings.

LDO Luigi: I'll go the same with my twin.

Luggo: Takoyaki, the ones filled with ham and cheese.

TL Mario: ... Three tiramisu cookies...

OGN: Brother, what do you want?

Theta: Carbonara. You?

OGN turns to the phone.

OGN: I'd like to order a bucket of chicken nuggets, 5 bagels, a box of cinnamon rolls, 2 servings of spaghetti with mushroom toppings, a container of ham and cheese takoyaki—

He glances over to the other ghost.

OGN: Hun, are you sure of having three tiramisu cookies? You can always add more.

TL Mario: Y-yes. I-I'm s-sure...

OGN: Alright.

He returns back to the phone.

OGN: Three tiramisu cookies, a serving of carbonara, and a serving of spicy fried rice. How much would that all be in total?

official-doordash

I can totally get some of the damned up there- but ah, what are you paying with ? I take any and all forms of payment, price changes based on currency . I'm gonna go off on a limb and say at least more than ten of anything though ....

mmv2-family

OGN: All forms of payment...

Luggo: Even a limb?

Lucas: Wait, can he take golden eggs as payment?

LDO Mario: We don't have eggs.

Lucas: I was asking! :3

Theta grabs the phone from his younger non-biological brother and took over the call.

Theta: I'll be paying using golden pearls, and we'd appreciate it if it's delivered. How much would all that be?

official-doordash

first, yes I take limbs . Just normally not from mortals . alright ! That'll be 15 pearls ! I just need an address for this order ! Just so you know, I can't really talk once I'm out of Hell - i'm not allowed to take our translator and all that .

official-doordash

would you guys actually want an "accurate" DoorDash uma?

yes

no

doordash button (do not click or I will publically shame you)

Voting ended onJul 13

official-doordash

yeah ok whatever it'll happen at sum point

mmv2-family

Meanwhile... Back in the house

It was a lot more emptier with most of the adults away and just two adults left with teenagers. The overall mood was depressing and quiet.

Coro: Ughhhh, I'm staaaarving!

LDO Mario: You don't have internal organs.

Coro: That's literally a codename for "I'm bored"!

LDO Mario: Next time, make it clear!

TL Mario: P-please don't yell...

LDO Mario: Shit, sorry dude... But I'm not sorry for Coro.

Coro: Rude!

OGN: ....

Theta: You're quiet. What are you thinking about?

OGN: I just hope the others out there are safe.

Theta: They will be. They should be.

SBM: Do we have food? I'm hungry...

LDO Luigi: Here, have some of my chips.

SBM: Thanks, big bro. You're the best.

Luggo: I'll go check the fridge.

He went to open the fridge only to see utterly useless ingredients that can't be a standalone food or snack.

Luggo: Looks like we're out of supply.

OGN: I'll buy some stuff later. For now, I'll order from door dash. You all look pretty hungry.

Lucas: What are the choices?

OGN: Anything, just not too much sweets.

Theta: Call door dash first, then we can get everyone's order.

OGN Mario dials the number for @official-doordash . His foot was tapping on the tiles as he waited.

official-doordash

*After a moment, DoorDash picks up.*

You've reached DoorDash - interstellar alien, Hell's one and only food supplier ! Please remember that I offer no guarantee of no goop to (most) customers ! What can I get you started on ?

mmv2-family

Theta: Kids, pick your orders.

Coro: The souls of the dead—

OGN: Coro, be serious.

Coro: Fine... A bucket of chicken nuggets.

Lucas: Five bagels!

SBM: Cinnamon roll!

LDO Mario: Spaghetti with mushroom toppings.

LDO Luigi: I'll go the same with my twin.

Luggo: Takoyaki, the ones filled with ham and cheese.

TL Mario: ... Three tiramisu cookies...

OGN: Brother, what do you want?

Theta: Carbonara. You?

OGN turns to the phone.

OGN: I'd like to order a bucket of chicken nuggets, 5 bagels, a box of cinnamon rolls, 2 servings of spaghetti with mushroom toppings, a container of ham and cheese takoyaki—

He glances over to the other ghost.

OGN: Hun, are you sure of having three tiramisu cookies? You can always add more.

TL Mario: Y-yes. I-I'm s-sure...

OGN: Alright.

He returns back to the phone.

OGN: Three tiramisu cookies, a serving of carbonara, and a serving of spicy fried rice. How much would that all be in total?

official-doordash

I can totally get some of the damned up there- but ah, what are you paying with ? I take any and all forms of payment, price changes based on currency . I'm gonna go off on a limb and say at least more than ten of anything though ....

#space dasher #hellsdiscordserver #whole house hungry #rp

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mmv2-family

Meanwhile... Back in the house

It was a lot more emptier with most of the adults away and just two adults left with teenagers. The overall mood was depressing and quiet.

Coro: Ughhhh, I'm staaaarving!

LDO Mario: You don't have internal organs.

Coro: That's literally a codename for "I'm bored"!

LDO Mario: Next time, make it clear!

TL Mario: P-please don't yell...

LDO Mario: Shit, sorry dude... But I'm not sorry for Coro.

Coro: Rude!

OGN: ....

Theta: You're quiet. What are you thinking about?

OGN: I just hope the others out there are safe.

Theta: They will be. They should be.

SBM: Do we have food? I'm hungry...

LDO Luigi: Here, have some of my chips.

SBM: Thanks, big bro. You're the best.

Luggo: I'll go check the fridge.

He went to open the fridge only to see utterly useless ingredients that can't be a standalone food or snack.

Luggo: Looks like we're out of supply.

OGN: I'll buy some stuff later. For now, I'll order from door dash. You all look pretty hungry.

Lucas: What are the choices?

OGN: Anything, just not too much sweets.

Theta: Call door dash first, then we can get everyone's order.

OGN Mario dials the number for @official-doordash . His foot was tapping on the tiles as he waited.

official-doordash

*After a moment, DoorDash picks up.*

You've reached DoorDash - interstellar alien, Hell's one and only food supplier ! Please remember that I offer no guarantee of no goop to (most) customers ! What can I get you started on ?

#space dasher #hellsdiscordserver #aliens and their goop showing up once again #fnf mario's madness #the power idol arc: interlude #ihy mario/ogn #beta mario/theta #coronation day peach #ldo mario #ldo luigi #super bad mario #lucas mario 85 #luggo luigi #tl mario/the forgiven

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