Wheatly You Piece Of Shit

I’m human again. Except my hair is longer, and I’m taller.

Oh! Welll um…why exactly is this a problem?

Because I dont like being a person.

It’s just the anon stuff , right? It won’t last forever..just make sure you uh..*she clears her throat* Make sure you feed…

That’s the problem. I dont think I can feed on nightmares.

*she blinks* Why?..

Something to do with being human.

So you need…umm..actual food?

I guess.

Hmmmm..hold on! *she dissapear for a minute and returns with something in her hand* Try this!..*is a cookie btw*

Oh, uh, thanks. *She takes a bite.* This is pretty good.

Really?! I’m glad you think so

Question, do you think people will see me as a goth?

Oh um , maybe?..Why? Do you want to be seen as one?

No, I’m just curious.

Maybe *she shrugs*

I dont think I can really go out into the open like this.

Sure you can

Are you sure?

Of course *she smiles a little*

What would people think about these? *She points to the marks under her eyes.*

I hadn’t thought about that.. Just tell them whatever you want , I guess. If they even ask.

*She actually smiled. Not just a small one, but a realistic one.*

*she smiled back* You do look pretty , by the way

Oh, uh, th-thank you.

You’re welcome!..

*Was she… blushing?*

D'awwwh I made you blush! *she grins*

*She doesnt decide to hide it, and smiles more.*

It’s nice! *she hugs her*

*She hugs back.*

Well this is a side of you I’ve never seen before !

I was….. I never told this to anyone……. I was like this at one point.

Oh??

It didnt last long though.

May I ask why?

Well when we were first created, we had a “work as a team rule.” Another rule was that you were not allowed to feel emotions. Every single time I felt guilty, happy, or sad, i would get tortured. About a week after, they were looking for leaders. I had the mindset that, if I was the boss, then i wouldnt get tortured. So i went for it. I went emotionless and bloodthirsty. I was chosen as one of the leaders, but I didnt feel like before. I felt better with no emotion. Stronger. I wanted more power. I lost interest in emotions.

*she sits quietly for a minute , thinking* So..do you want to have the emotions again?..I mean , I think it suits you..

Well I dont know. It would usually depend on how I feel each day. I think my emotions are coming back now.

I can tell , I wish you luck with it!

Thank you.

Henry?-

A…Alice?

You’re…here too?

Yeah, wherever…here…is…

I’ve heard this place is the Officialverse.

The…what?? What is that?? What does it mean??

It’s just a place most people end up, I think…I don’t know what it means.

Huh…how many people are…uh…here?

I don’t know the exact number…it seems like a lot of people, though.

Is…is Su- um, the…other Alice here? 

Yeah, she is…

Which one?

…any of them? Besides Tom. I know he’s here.

Well, I know that the Brutish Boris is here.

I don’t think so.

-a figure waved to them-

?

-she takes a pencil and paper out and writes- y’all new here?

I’m not new here, Henry is.

-she writes again- Ohhhh

Yeah.

A murderer…oh geez.

-her face falls and she writes again- Yeah… if you see anyone with a really big knife or sword that looks suspicious stay away from them.

[leaning on her very large axe] oh? a murderer?

-she looks over, slowly nodding-

hm.

-she looks around, seeing if she could give a silent signal to @official-s-t-a-l-k-e-r or see if he was around-

Yo

-casually tilts her head in the direction of the clown troll-

Henry?-

A…Alice?

You’re…here too?

Yeah, wherever…here…is…

I’ve heard this place is the Officialverse.

The…what?? What is that?? What does it mean??

It’s just a place most people end up, I think…I don’t know what it means.

Huh…how many people are…uh…here?

I don’t know the exact number…it seems like a lot of people, though.

Is…is Su- um, the…other Alice here? 

Yeah, she is…

Which one?

…any of them? Besides Tom. I know he’s here.

Well, I know that the Brutish Boris is here.

I don’t think so.

-a figure waved to them-

[Henry looks vaguely alarmed for a second, but waves back.]

-she takes out paper and pencil, starting to write- Y’all new here?

I-I am, yeah. I’m Henry.

-she writes some more- I’m Chell. I can’t talk so this is what I have

Oh. What…why can’t you talk? Did something happen?

-she pauses before shrugging-

Just always like that? [He’s guessing.]

-she shrugs again and writes- As far as I know. Before coming here all I remember was Aperature.

Where now?

How does that work??

That’s…that’s…uh…

Henry?-

A…Alice?

You’re…here too?

Yeah, wherever…here…is…

I’ve heard this place is the Officialverse.

The…what?? What is that?? What does it mean??

It’s just a place most people end up, I think…I don’t know what it means.

Huh…how many people are…uh…here?

I don’t know the exact number…it seems like a lot of people, though.

Is…is Su- um, the…other Alice here? 

Yeah, she is…

Which one?

…any of them? Besides Tom. I know he’s here.

Well, I know that the Brutish Boris is here.

I don’t think so.

-a figure waved to them-

?

-she takes a pencil and paper out and writes- y’all new here?

I’m not new here, Henry is.

-she writes again- Ohhhh

Yeah.

A murderer…oh geez.

-her face falls and she writes again- Yeah… if you see anyone with a really big knife or sword that looks suspicious stay away from them.

[leaning on her very large axe] oh? a murderer?

-she looks over, slowly nodding-

hm.

-she looks around, seeing if she could give a silent signal to @official-s-t-a-l-k-e-r or see if he was around-

Henry?-

A…Alice?

You’re…here too?

Yeah, wherever…here…is…

I’ve heard this place is the Officialverse.

The…what?? What is that?? What does it mean??

It’s just a place most people end up, I think…I don’t know what it means.

Huh…how many people are…uh…here?

I don’t know the exact number…it seems like a lot of people, though.

Is…is Su- um, the…other Alice here? 

Yeah, she is…

Which one?

…any of them? Besides Tom. I know he’s here.

Well, I know that the Brutish Boris is here.

I don’t think so.

-a figure waved to them-

[Henry looks vaguely alarmed for a second, but waves back.]

-she takes out paper and pencil, starting to write- Y’all new here?

I-I am, yeah. I’m Henry.

-she writes some more- I’m Chell. I can’t talk so this is what I have

Oh. What…why can’t you talk? Did something happen?

-she pauses before shrugging-

Just always like that? [He’s guessing.]

-she shrugs again and writes- As far as I know. Before coming here all I remember was Aperature.

Where now?

How does that work??

Henry?-

A…Alice?

You’re…here too?

Yeah, wherever…here…is…

I’ve heard this place is the Officialverse.

The…what?? What is that?? What does it mean??

It’s just a place most people end up, I think…I don’t know what it means.

Huh…how many people are…uh…here?

I don’t know the exact number…it seems like a lot of people, though.

Is…is Su- um, the…other Alice here? 

Yeah, she is…

Which one?

…any of them? Besides Tom. I know he’s here.

Well, I know that the Brutish Boris is here.

I don’t think so.

-a figure waved to them-

[Henry looks vaguely alarmed for a second, but waves back.]

-she takes out paper and pencil, starting to write- Y’all new here?

I-I am, yeah. I’m Henry.

-she writes some more- I’m Chell. I can’t talk so this is what I have

Oh. What…why can’t you talk? Did something happen?

-she pauses before shrugging-

Just always like that? [He’s guessing.]

-she shrugs again and writes- As far as I know. Before coming here all I remember was Aperature.

Where now?

Henry?-

A…Alice?

You’re…here too?

Yeah, wherever…here…is…

I’ve heard this place is the Officialverse.

The…what?? What is that?? What does it mean??

It’s just a place most people end up, I think…I don’t know what it means.

Huh…how many people are…uh…here?

I don’t know the exact number…it seems like a lot of people, though.

Is…is Su- um, the…other Alice here? 

Yeah, she is…

Which one?

…any of them? Besides Tom. I know he’s here.

Well, I know that the Brutish Boris is here.

I don’t think so.

-a figure waved to them-

?

-she takes a pencil and paper out and writes- y’all new here?

I’m not new here, Henry is.

-she writes again- Ohhhh

Yeah.

A murderer…oh geez.

-her face falls and she writes again- Yeah… if you see anyone with a really big knife or sword that looks suspicious stay away from them.

[leaning on her very large axe] oh? a murderer?

-she looks over, slowly nodding-

Henry?-

A…Alice?

You’re…here too?

Yeah, wherever…here…is…

I’ve heard this place is the Officialverse.

The…what?? What is that?? What does it mean??

It’s just a place most people end up, I think…I don’t know what it means.

Huh…how many people are…uh…here?

I don’t know the exact number…it seems like a lot of people, though.

Is…is Su- um, the…other Alice here? 

Yeah, she is…

Which one?

…any of them? Besides Tom. I know he’s here.

Well, I know that the Brutish Boris is here.

I don’t think so.

-a figure waved to them-

?

-she takes a pencil and paper out and writes- y’all new here?

I’m not new here, Henry is.

-she writes again- Ohhhh

Yeah.

A murderer…oh geez.

-her face falls and she writes again- Yeah... if you see anyone with a really big knife or sword that looks suspicious stay away from them.

Henry?-

A…Alice?

You’re…here too?

Yeah, wherever…here…is…

I’ve heard this place is the Officialverse.

The…what?? What is that?? What does it mean??

It’s just a place most people end up, I think…I don’t know what it means.

Huh…how many people are…uh…here?

I don’t know the exact number…it seems like a lot of people, though.

Is…is Su- um, the…other Alice here? 

Yeah, she is…

Which one?

…any of them? Besides Tom. I know he’s here.

Well, I know that the Brutish Boris is here.

I don’t think so.

-a figure waved to them-

[Henry looks vaguely alarmed for a second, but waves back.]

-she takes out paper and pencil, starting to write- Y’all new here?

I-I am, yeah. I’m Henry.

-she writes some more- I’m Chell. I can’t talk so this is what I have

Oh. What…why can’t you talk? Did something happen?

-she pauses before shrugging-

Just always like that? [He’s guessing.]

-she shrugs again and writes- As far as I know. Before coming here all I remember was Aperature.

Where now?

God damn… same thing…

-chell walks up and looks confused-

Hey chell… we have a problem

-she raises an eyebrow-

-her eyes widen at this-

Yep…

-she got out some crumpled paper and a pen and starts to write- Any ideas or leads on who it might be?

Nothing. We know they use a heavy bladed weapon, and they chew in people hair…

-she furrows her eyebrows and shakes her head-

Yeaaah…. this is not good

-she shakes her head more in agreement-

We have 3 bodies now…

-she had a shocked look on her face as she held up three fingers- ?!

Make it 4… just found one of the new guys dead… look like he tried to fight back

-she covered her mouth before writing again- We need to find out who this is IMMEDIATELY!

I know… but we have nothing

-she thought for a moment before writing- Look at the bodies and see if you can find any clues.

I did, and its the same thing. Killed by a slash from a heavy non serrated blade, decapitating them… thats all we have

Henry?-

A…Alice?

You’re…here too?

Yeah, wherever…here…is…

I’ve heard this place is the Officialverse.

The…what?? What is that?? What does it mean??

It’s just a place most people end up, I think…I don’t know what it means.

Huh…how many people are…uh…here?

I don’t know the exact number…it seems like a lot of people, though.

Is…is Su- um, the…other Alice here? 

Yeah, she is…

Which one?

…any of them? Besides Tom. I know he’s here.

Well, I know that the Brutish Boris is here.

I don’t think so.

-a figure waved to them-

?

-she takes a pencil and paper out and writes- y’all new here?

I’m not new here, Henry is.

-she writes again- Ohhhh

Yeah.

Henry?-

A…Alice?

You’re…here too?

Yeah, wherever…here…is…

I’ve heard this place is the Officialverse.

The…what?? What is that?? What does it mean??

It’s just a place most people end up, I think…I don’t know what it means.

Huh…how many people are…uh…here?

I don’t know the exact number…it seems like a lot of people, though.

Is…is Su- um, the…other Alice here? 

Yeah, she is…

Which one?

…any of them? Besides Tom. I know he’s here.

Well, I know that the Brutish Boris is here.

I don’t think so.

-a figure waved to them-

[Henry looks vaguely alarmed for a second, but waves back.]

-she takes out paper and pencil, starting to write- Y’all new here?

I-I am, yeah. I’m Henry.

-she writes some more- I’m Chell. I can’t talk so this is what I have

Oh. What…why can’t you talk? Did something happen?

-she pauses before shrugging-

Just always like that? [He’s guessing.]

-she shrugs again and writes- As far as I know. Before coming here all I remember was Aperature.