Inner Workings

lately been having a lot of dreams about wearing extremely high heels and also swimming in the ocean. this can only mean i’m gonna be the world’s first mermaid drag queen

my good bitch that is a starfish

gonna be honest i didnt take in the word mermaid i just read extremely high heels and swimming in ocean, blacked out, and came to as i was hitting reblog

i understand. we all blackout over fishnets returning to their original habitat

Me, watching my mutuals speak other languages, not understanding a single word: fucking superb you funky little bilinguals

אני אוהב אותך!!!

also please note that this scientist is in fact the retired man who invented the xbox.

shinzo abe day was incredible. still not over seeing all the rumours about what happened, joining everyone in wondering how the fuck a shotgun assassination could have happened in japan, and then seeing the first photo of the doohickey

reblog to give a lesbian a cup of hot chocolate

I love insects where the juveniles eat meat and the adults drink nectar. Wasps with huge wicked sharp jaws and venomous stingers all to carry some spider back to its nest for its big soft wriggly babies to eat. She's going to go lazily drink nectar while they really go to town on it. So many fly larvae are voracious carnivores to be feared and avoided and then they turn into dopey flies that wander from flower to flower only stopping to lay eggs conspicuously close to a bunch of caterpillar eggs.

Tons of insects are like if king cobras grew up into deer. Although in the case of wasps, it's like a deer with a gun

The person I reblogged this from deserves all the good things.

the 'this is bait' meme is honestly really good and widely applicable it should have never died

ngl if a bi girl is talking about a hot guy and shes like “im so gay” you dont get to be like “but-” no buts. shes feeling queer about it.