&&wait for it

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Hopefully you don’t have to take too many of them. Quiz you? I say no to that too. Yeah, I can kind of relate. It’s not exactly the same, but it’s definitely similar.

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Depends on the day. I don’t mind the quizzes too much, keeps me out of small talk. Serving is serving, one is not better than the other. Although you don’t have the security that we do. You could go anywhere. New York is only so big. 

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Oh, do I know that all too well. Trust me, I’ll dip out of the apartment and head down to the bar. I’d rather enjoy my time with a good drink instead of listening to any type of argument between you two.

Don’t worry about being disappointed - I picked some up and will be home shortly.

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You would be the only one who would leave, everyone else would be gathered next to the walls of their apartment to hear what’s going on. 

You never disappoint, glad you aren’t starting now. 

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Just think about it? We could work it around your schedule…You already know everything you need to know…and you could perform again…

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As long as it’s just the movie and nothing more, I will think about it. 

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Berry used to bake all of the time when we were in high school. She even showed up to Glee club with “I’m sorry” cookies when she basically kicked Mr. Schue in the nads. But when you ask her to cook an actual meal? Yeah, no. Stay away from that.

Deal - I’ll pick something up on the way home from work.

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If Rachel ever brings home ‘I’m sorry’ cookies, just leave the room because that means there is a problem. And we’re both too stubborn and dramatic to settle it calmly. 

You better, otherwise I’ll be disappointed. 

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How many of those stupid things do you have to take? Yeah, man. Not a problem. I did the same thing on the boat. You know, counting down the months.

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Depends on the training officer. Mine likes to quiz me in the free time, make sure that I’m not just making things up. Ah, so you’re someone who can relate to the chaos.

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You know what…you’re right…they will…Someone who knows the part as well as I do…someone who has the vocals to do it justice…someone who would love to spend all that time filming…with his girlfriend…

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Are you asking me to be in your movie with you? 

You have to take a written exam too? Yeah I don’t know about all of that now. But congrats on getting through your first month.

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It’s not as bad as it could be, once I’m out of my rookie year I’ll be free and clear of all stupid tests that they want to throw at us. Thank you, only 11 more to go.

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The only side is mine…especially from my boyfriend…

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They’ll find you an even better leading man. Don’t stress about it.

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Want me to bake you a cake? Wait, scratch that, Berry can make you the cake and decorate the apartment. Do all of that cute shit she loves to do. I’ll be standing by waiting for the real celebration to kick into gear.

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I don’t know if I trust her cooking. I’ve heard the horror stories. I’ll provide half the drinks if you bring the other half. 

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Hey…whose side are you on here Mr?

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I wasn’t aware there were sides to take. 

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It’s not even Broadway! 

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But it still gets him an equity card.

I can’t believe the acutal audacity

people have…It’s a tour of the Book of Mormon…not the real thing

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Are you still upset with your Jamie dropping out?

Has anyone else had horrendous Friday 13th luck? First the dry cleaners lose my favourite Gucci skirt and then my dad called and said we had to postpone the family trip to Napa for this weekend. Either this day is cursed or maybe I am. 

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I’m sure there are people with far worse luck.

Wanna try saying that again?

Sebastian: Jeff's cool. Obviously I didn't have to live with him though.