death is inevitable.

uhhh who the fuck is christie brinkley? 😒

that model who married billy joel! she was in his uptown girl video, and did some modeling for, uh……sports illustrated 👀

you have to put the nugget in the shot like it’s a worm. the trick is to let it soak, then eat it fast

babe…what the fuck? 🤣

don’t judge until you try. it’s actually really fucking good, not even gonna lie

you have to put the nugget in the shot like it’s a worm. the trick is to let it soak, then eat it fast

I do, but I thought maybe Mason would love having something a little smaller he could love on

i’m not sure if casper would approve of said kitten…you know how he reacted when we got daffy.

Maybe if we were slow in introducing it… 👀

that could work!

Do you think Casper would try to eat it? You know how much of a fucking hog he is and how he loves to eat

he might bark and growl at it, but i don’t think he’d eat it.

I hope not. He isn’t going to be a nugget for Casper to eat

I do, but I thought maybe Mason would love having something a little smaller he could love on

i’m not sure if casper would approve of said kitten…you know how he reacted when we got daffy.

Maybe if we were slow in introducing it… 👀

that could work!

Do you think Casper would try to eat it? You know how much of a fucking hog he is and how he loves to eat

I do, but I thought maybe Mason would love having something a little smaller he could love on

i’m not sure if casper would approve of said kitten…you know how he reacted when we got daffy.

Maybe if we were slow in introducing it… 👀

I do, but I thought maybe Mason would love having something a little smaller he could love on

No, it was me.i was trying to cook ramen and forgot to add the water 👀

that’s the most important part…🤦🏻‍♀️

Mason was throwing baby food at me and I forgot! He got it in my hair, babe. MY HAIR

he’s a toddler, babe! they’re gonna throw food! 😂

But it’s in my HAIR. Before work. How am I supposed to work with strained peas in my hair?

i hear water works wonders

If I go in with wet hair, I’ll get made fun of by the other cops

i— 🤦🏻‍♀️ they made blow dryers for a reason.

But what if it fries these luscious locks? Then what will you do?

y-you can't fry your hair with a blow dryer...

Xavier said Montana fried hers with a blow dryer 👀

No, it was me.i was trying to cook ramen and forgot to add the water 👀

that’s the most important part…🤦🏻‍♀️

Mason was throwing baby food at me and I forgot! He got it in my hair, babe. MY HAIR

he’s a toddler, babe! they’re gonna throw food! 😂

But it’s in my HAIR. Before work. How am I supposed to work with strained peas in my hair?

i hear water works wonders

If I go in with wet hair, I’ll get made fun of by the other cops

i— 🤦🏻‍♀️ they made blow dryers for a reason.

But what if it fries these luscious locks? Then what will you do?

No, it was me.i was trying to cook ramen and forgot to add the water 👀

that’s the most important part…🤦🏻‍♀️

Mason was throwing baby food at me and I forgot! He got it in my hair, babe. MY HAIR

he’s a toddler, babe! they’re gonna throw food! 😂

But it’s in my HAIR. Before work. How am I supposed to work with strained peas in my hair?

i hear water works wonders

If I go in with wet hair, I’ll get made fun of by the other cops

No, it was me.i was trying to cook ramen and forgot to add the water 👀

that’s the most important part…🤦🏻‍♀️

Mason was throwing baby food at me and I forgot! He got it in my hair, babe. MY HAIR

he’s a toddler, babe! they’re gonna throw food! 😂

But it’s in my HAIR. Before work. How am I supposed to work with strained peas in my hair?

No, it was me.i was trying to cook ramen and forgot to add the water 👀

that’s the most important part…🤦🏻‍♀️

Mason was throwing baby food at me and I forgot! He got it in my hair, babe. MY HAIR

No, it was me.i was trying to cook ramen and forgot to add the water 👀

what beautiful weather outside im gonna close the curtains