GLASSED RECORDS BAD PLANETS

make sure to leave milk and cookies out for thel 'vadam on december 23 this year, its the day that deadbeat left key unsc assets back on the ark

the underlying message here is “please put laxatives in the cookie, we’re ONI and we’re bitchy. But we can’t do it ourselves ((well maybe we could but we don’t want too)) so it’s your problem now,”

no the underlying message here is "the arbiter is a bum, that door could have fit both jack and rose, and mjolnir armor and smart AI are expensive" but we won't contest that we're bitchy

we'd like to clarify an important question that has come up recently: we did not produce or write the halo show. we see you saying its our propaganda, and we just want to reaffirm that even we have standards for the propaganda we release. besides, if we had, it would've been a musical.

happy pride, citizen