Fuck's your problem?

as much as i poke fun at “tumblr prose,” i will acknowledge that sometimes when you’re writing and you’re really in the groove, you’re really feeling yourself, you’re on your capital-a Author shit, and you write a line that makes you go, “oh yeah, this is the Good Shit. this is so Subtle and Says So Much. this is Characterization. this is Themes and Motifs. you could write a whole essay about this one line. the master of the craft strikes again!” and then a month or whatever later when you’re editing you read over it again with post-write clarity and you realize you wrote some real “people die when they’re killed” bullshit

reading dnis is a great way to learn words that no one has ever used and might not even be real

"okay, but are you a nonbinary woman or a nonbinary man" im going to nonbury you in a fucking hole.

if any of you fuckers put that new Harry Potter show on my dash I am blocking your ass

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.