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i'm craig, and i'm tired. currently doing shows every weekend for my tour because non-stop tour dates every single day just don't work for me and my old man self anymore. also currently going on a binge of every single halloween movie that's on tv for this entire month. if you'd like to talk about weird infomercials, how halloween truly is 1000% better than christmas, or literally anything else you can think of, you can reach me at donotcallmecraigery.

Tour has been a blast so far. Love hearing the crowds.

just wanted to let everyone know i redownloaded kim kardashian: hollywood so see you again never!

In Spider-Man: Far From Home, Peter wears a jester’s mask as he introduces himself to Quentin Beck. The mask choice foreshadows how Peter’s ass gets clowned by Quentin and his elaborate hoax later in the film.

Actually had a productive day at the library going through my materials and writing notes on Mary Shelley

my name is paul jason klein, aka pjk, aka pb&j, aka the vocals in LANY, and i’m here to bring back that 90′s california dream boy style into your life. if you went to the area 51 raid then hmu on hangouts @ s.ngrianights or hmu anyway even if you weren’t there. i love you, you’re beautiful. xo

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You can find me on Hangouts at [email protected].

fifteen years later, she finally appears. hey little babies, i’m juniper and the year was 2019 when i was introduced to yeehaw culture. between unironic cowboy fashion, a shag straight out of the 70′s, and the fact i nearly reactivated my tinder last week after attending not 1 but (3) weddings, i’d say i’m currently going through a very scorpio-esque midlife crisis. anyway, it’s officially spooky season so hmu if you’re tryna go on friend dates to a pumpkin patch or haunted house @beefheartbaby