ooooooooooooooooooo child

*swirls chocolate milk in a wine glass*

Nothing triggers visceral rage within me quite like Tumblr’s clunky attempts at being cute and quirky. It’s like one of those overly upbeat soccer moms.

got a broken heart?? put it in rice

“shit it’s 2 a.m.” i say every day at 2 a.m. as if i am surprised

Clue: The Movie's multiple endings are fucking classic and i will stand by that fact until the day that i die, but hearing that they only played one ending each in the theatrical release is the funniest fucking thing ever. imagine seeing a great movie and going to talk about it with your friends/family/coworkers but none of you can agree on how it ended. and they did this in 1985, the absolute madmen

take it

take what

my empire of dirt

how come villains always get the coolest outfits and aesthetics? what if i want to look sexy while doing good for a change? do you honestly expect me to dress like shit while my enemies don’t? if i’m saving the city then i deserve to wear whatever i want, and if that’s a floor length black cape and thigh high platform boots then i should only be envied and applauded for my sense of style