galimatiasChromatic

Well, well, well.

What have we here?

Little Karkat Vantas, huh?

Ooooh, how adorabloodthirsty~!

So you’re the one who thinks he’s the leader , then?

Hahaha!!!

You’re joking, you’re joking!

I can’t believe my “eyes”

You’re joking me, you gotta be

this can’t be the right guy!

He’s adorable, he’s stupid.

There’s no way you could handle Serket,

I might have to smell your candy blood, so you don’t die

Without me tasting first!

When Inspector Lemonsnout says there’s trouble close at hand,

You’d better pay attention now,

‘Cause I’ll hang you by the head,

And if you keep on searching,

You won’t find her, so just quit.

She’ll find a way to evade everytime,

You slow, obnoxious git.

Whoa (whoa)

Whoa (whoa)

Whoa (whoa)

‘Cause I’m Terezi Pyrope, man~!

Well if I’m feeling antsy,

And there’s many crimes at due~

I may just go on out the veil,

To catch a criminal or two!

But let me tell you the one thing,

That would make it taste so nice,

A captured Vriska Serket, yeah,

All locked up real tight.

Whoa (Whoa)

Whoa(Whoa)

(Whoaaaa)

Yeah!

‘Cause I’m Terezi Pyrope, man.

KARKAT

“Release me fast you crazy witch

And go and get the girl,

Because, well, it’s nothing new, she’s evil, and you know”

HAH!

You’re joking! You’re joking!

You’re chances of leaving are thin!

You’ll never leave this interrogation,

In the position that you’re in.

She’s quick, she can fly,

And without her you’re in a clinch.

Because I’m not prepared to leave this case unfinished,

Not an inch.

Karkat

“Well then, Blind girl, what are you going to do?” 

“TEREZI

I might lick your cute face.”

Hearing your stupid voice to me

Is annoying, so not fair!

‘Cause I need my goddamn hearing now,

So don’t spoil it, you should care!

It’s much more fun, I must confess

When LIVES are on the line!

Not mine of course

But yours, cherry blood

Now that’d be just fine.

KARKAT

Come on now, Rez

Just stop this mess.

Just go out there and foil her quest!

Oh Karkat! You’re stupid

Vriska’s not so easy to catch.

I need to approach this cautiously,

And keep my limbs intact!

Don’t fret, dear, you’ll come along.

There’s no need to feel left out.

‘Cause I’m the badass prosecutor.

And she ain’t goin’ nowhere...