rosewater.

❝ Excuse me, I would never eat the    last cookie in the cookie jar. At least,    not without asking if someone else    wanted it first. That’s the kind of bloke    I am. ❞

❝ you’re an asshole. ❞ he appreciated the effort, really, but what, was he going to be stuck looking like some 11-year-old social outcast with his glasses all taped up? he wasn’t looking forward to this.

❝ the problem is, boss, i can’t do    very much work if i can’t see. ❞

❝ I mean, it’s gotta be at least a    little depressing, working with    dead people all the time. ❞

        ❝ I wish I had a response to that,         but I just... I really really don’t. ❞

herd u was talkin’ shit

    ❝ please for the love of GOD tell me         that that crunching noise wasn’t my         glasses beneath your feet, because         i might literally cry. ❞

              ❝ now, do you want to actually continue                  walking, or do you wanna fall on your                  ass again? because i’m not even going                  to help you up the second time. ❞

❝ I’m sorry, I’m not laughing at you, I swear. Just your... expression. The word nonplussed comes to mind. ❞

starter call ! like this for a starter. it’ll either be set in my human verse, where lucas is a human/primary school music teacher, or my undetermined verse. if you’d like to discuss lucas being your character’s guardian angel, please message me!! c: i don’t bite!  

                            i thought of a n g e l s choking on their halos