SOAK ME DOWN WITH WHISKEY

yeah, everyone was beamin’, everyone, everywhere and scotty did lots of the work! i said, “whoa oh oh oh. you know we’re beamin’." formerly scottiish. written by alli. established august 27th, 2013. moved august 19th, 2019.

aesthetics: Scotty and his porcelain cup

AU where Jayla only listens to ABBA @bad-startrek-aus

          ——are you tired of your engines always being busted? do you wish you could have some kind of miracle worker around to always cover your ass? or someone who would instinctively grab a rock to fight off possible enemies? look no further, this is definitely the blog you are looking for! hi, montgomery scott from starfleet, here and with me, an actual scottish miracle worker, you can feel protected from possible engine leaks, warp core malfunctions, AND someone who will definitely resign if you threaten to hurt my ship with human torpedoes. i also love sandwiches! order now for just 1$! if you order now, you can also get a side order of shitposting! for free! what are you waiting for!?! // written by alli. est. 2013.